From: Shimarisu (shimarisu@my-deja.com)
Subject: [PW!] The Return of Nisemon!
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/04/08
Nisemon was lost. Not in a dark and pondersome forest (with alternating
repeating backgrounds of trees, as is the way), but in an alternating,
repeating ocean (the waves in this case being victim to the animation
budget). Perhaps a forest would have been more convenient, as it was
Nisemon had only anime cliches to thank for the fact that he was
floating face up and as such, was still alive.
Only days ago, the crazy young - not to mention murderous - bishounen
had been on the St. Anne, enjoying a party. Nisemon had got drunk (he
was enjoying the effect that alcohol had on his new form) and had tried
to get into a fight, on the pretext that he was 'totally omni'. While
this was for the most part true, it had perhaps not been a good idea to
laugh with insanity and plunge his fingers into his own eyes - just to
prove the fact. Perhaps if Nisemon had done this *after* the fight, it
might've looked cool in a freaky kind of way, but instead he'd done
little more than sink to the floor while flailing about a bit and
shouting "I can't see anything!"
For some unfathomable reason, in the minutes that directly followed this
social faux pas, Nisemon had been flung overboard by persons unknown.
And fortunately for Nisemon, he was right at this moment being washed up
onto an unknown beach.
"I have the funniest feeling this plot device has been used before," he
thought as the waves washed over his seemingly lifeless body...
TBC?