From: Jose L. Solano (jsolano199@aol.comlink)
Subject: [PW!] The Vulture and the Falcon
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/03/26
Pokéwars: Trent Retwin
"The Vulture and the Falcon"
Jose L. Solano
"A sword fight?" Trent asked. He didn't see a sword on Tenchi. He must have
imagined he had one in his drunken state. "Fine then."
Tenchi slowly staggered to his feet and grabbed a sword off a table. It
probably wasn't even his, just a sword waiting for someone to take it. Trent
wouldn't admit it, but he had no practice with his sword. His skills were as
good as a Snorlax's ability to fly.
"Yer gonna die you guy..." Tenchi muttered as he staggered backwards and out
the door. The stars were easily visible in the dark sky far from city lights.
'What a beautiful sight,' Trent thought to himself. 'Tenchi is fortunate to
have this sky as the last thing he ever sees'.
Tenchi lead the first strike with an unbalanced swing to Trent's leg. Not
having to use any thought or quick reflexes, Trent just lifted his leg to avoid
the blade. Before Tenchi could finish the sluggish strike, Trent grabbed his
face and threw him forward.
"Hey... why you do this fer?!" Tenchi yelled. His speech was slowly
improving. Perhaps his liver was working overtime.
Tenchi struck again, this time faster and more coordinated. Trent blocked
the sword with his own, and pushed his opponent forward. Tenchi managed to
maintain his balance and struck again. By now, his reflexes matched Trent's.
Trent swung his sword at Tenchi's neck, but the drunk blocked with his own
blade. Trent faked a strike to Tenchi's chest and reversed his attack, cutting
Tenchi's arm.
'Damn!' Trent thought. 'I knew I should have sharpened it!'
Trent continued his series of attacks, but the sobering Tenchi managed to
block most of them, and those that weren't blocked were narrowly avoided. Trent
faked another swing to his legs. As Tenchi blocked, Trent connected with a
backhand to the face.
"Hey! That wasn't fair!" Tenchi said with a clear voice. He must've finally
sobered up. Before Tenchi could strike back, Trent kicked him in the stomach,
knocking him down. Trent stood over his fallen opponent with his sword to
Tenchi's neck.
"It's over, Tenchi."
"Before you kill me, just tell me what I did to deserve this?"
"Where should I start? My death or stealing my Pokémon?" Tenchi was slowly
reaching for his sword, hoping Trent wouldn't see.
"Look, whatever I did, I'm sorry! Just let me go, and I'll get you whatever
you want!"
"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"
"Well..."
"That was a rhetorical question!" Tenchi could barely reach his sword, but
fortunately Trent spotted him and kick the sword away. He walked over and
picked it up. Taking advantage of this temporary distraction, Tenchi made a run
for the bar.
"You're not going anywhere!" Trent yelled as he threw Tenchi's own sword at
him. It plunged into the wall, narrowly missing Tenchi. He pulled his sword out
and faced Trent.
Trent threw his sword down. Tenchi approached him slowly, with his sword
drawn.
"This is ridiculous!" Trent yelled. "Here I am, trying to kill you for
having good intentions!" By now, the fight had caused so much commotion that
people were standing at the bar door, room balconies, and even the deck itself,
watching.
"You didn't mean to get me killed! You just wanted me to protect you and
your wife!"
"Wait... if you died, why are you here?"
"Oh, it's a long story. C'mon, let's go get some drinks and I'll tell you
all about it." Watching the fight end, the people all went back to sleep,
drinking, or whatever it was they were doing.
"So how's your wife, Natasha?"
"She's doing just fine." Tenchi sheathed his sword. Trent put his arm on
Tenchi's shoulder. "Look, I'm sorry I came and attacked you like that, I don't
know what came over me!"
"Oh, it's no problem. I get into fights pretty often."
"How often do you get out of them?"
"With help from my wife, always." Trent grabbed Tenchi by the neck and held
him on the railing, ready to drop him. "Not this time."
"What? But you-"
"You're far too trusting." Trent punched Tenchi in the stomach. As soon as
Tenchi hunched over, Trent punched his face.
"Did you think you could get away from me so easily? You forget, I'm a
Retwin." Tenchi didn't know the relevance of Trent's last name, and if he did
he'd be in too much pain to care. Trent kicked Tenchi's left kneecap, knocking
him to the ground. As he lay there, Trent delivered several more kicks to
Tenchi's sides, head, and stomach. He picked Tenchi up and slammed his face
against the rails. Tenchi couldn't take much more of the brutal beating. With
any luck, he'd die soon.
Tenchi quickly grabbed his sword and blindly swung from the ground. Trent
kicked the metal blade out of Tenchi's hand and picked it up himself.
"No, it wouldn't be fair if you didn't have this. You'd be at a
disadvantage." He threw the sword off the ship into the cold, dark ocean below.
"But that just makes it easier for me."
"What's going on here?" yelled one of the SS Anne's security guards. Before
he could point the flashlight at him, Trent disappeared into the shadows.
Jose Luis Solano
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Offical Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade
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Beware the Dark Hamster of the Sith