From: Hedgehogey (hedgehogey@aol.comidiocy) Subject: [PW] Unusual tactics Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/19 In article <20000302210635.29072.00001640@ng-fz1.aol.com>, bandraptor@aol.com (Bandraptor) wrote: > <Yeah!> Samuraichu grinned. <I'll toast to that! To Electric attacks, there are > none better!> That said, he 'toasted' Blizzard with a weak Thundershock, that > was just strong enough to make her fur stand on end. > > "Shian," Blizzard responded, <To Electric attacks.> She tried to shock him > back, but ended up electrocuting herself! <Purr...I can see...how this could > take some getting used to...> she mumbled, before lapsing back into > unconsciousness. "Bui! Eebui!" <I won't bore you with long speaches. Let's see what you've got, knucklehead!> Darwin said, leaping into the ring. Surges brow furrowed and an outraged expression crossed his weathered face. "Blizzard,wherever you is, you have violated the rules of the match! Yer gettin no mercy from me!" Surge said, releasing an electrode from the pokeballs on his belt. "Raichu, electrode destroy this commie cheater!" Darwin frantically tried to explain that he was not blizzard, but he found it to be of no use, especially since the translater had been shattered during blizzards electric attack. "Use thunder boys!" Surge proclaimed with authority in his voice. Darwin found himself desperately dodging bolts of lightning that rained down from above like divine fire. He glanced to both sides of him and saw no solution. Then he glanced up... On the sidelines everyone wore a concerned expression except blizzard, who was laughing like a wild vulpix (closest thing I could think of to hyena). Darwin saw his chance in the rapidly weakening light fixtures. Using the fainted Mjolnir as a springboard, he sent a swift attack to the fixtures supports. Darwin cursed when the fixtures failed to come dramatically crashing down on his opponents. A thunderbolt caught him in midair and sent him rapidly to earth in a crumpled heap. A noticeably more egotistical raichu loomed over darwin. "Rai rai chu..." <An easy victory, you wild pokemon aren't all you're cracked up to be.> Darwin pulled himself up and stood, shakily favoring his front left leg. "Ee..bui..vee!" <Your...arrogance...will...be...your...downfall!> Darwin said as the light fixture virtually flattened Raichu and Electrode. Surge sighed. "okay I guess you win...here little eevee, take this to your trainer.I gotta get that fixture reinforced..." Surge handed darwin a beat up thunder badge which darwin disdainfully accepted, flipping off surge in the process with his front paw. Immediately he begin the difficult process of attaching the badge to his back fur. "Ee..buibui!" <I'll say one thing for you humans...those opposable thumbs must come in handy!> "Any more challengers?" Surge said as he sprayed a revive potion on Raichu. Hedge Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by the dozens.-Montaigne Wilson hussars real identity is revealed: Clan wolverine!-guy on rgm Tv is more alluring than thinking-Rich