From: Adrian Tymes (wingcat@pacbell.net)
Subject: [PW!] Where's Articuno When You Need Him?
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000-10-26 23:20:48 PST
So, this was it. All or nothing. Everything was riding on this one
act. Suceed, and wealth was his. Fail, and...well, best not to think
about it. Being afraid tends to lower one's chances of success.
Drake, to his right, observed the situation calmly. The wise dragonite
probably already knew the answer, but was prevented from saying so.
Rules are rules, especially in a contest whose origins are lost to
history, and seemingly unchanged except for aesthetics in all that time.
Even Drake's awesome physical powers were as nothing: assistance was
forbidden, so to invoke his aid would be to lose as surely as giving up.
Mimic, to his left, seemed distracted again, but one never knew with
that ditto. Sure, he said he couldn't just grow eyes in the back of
his head without seeing it right now, but that was probably a lie. His
brother was rumored to be able to merge and fuse all kinds of
transformations, and Mimic's training in that regard had been more
severe than Doppler's; even Mewtwo held less hatred in his heart than
the sum of Mimic's former masters in Team Rocket.
Looking down, a familiar meowth looked up at him. The meowth of
courage. The meowth of destinty. The meowth who would win this
challenge...or, at least, his reflection in a cheap, but polished, metal
table.
"C'mon, c'mon, I ain't got all day," growled the booth owner.
"Me...OWTH!" Memuyo tapped the center poke ball with his claw. It
opened to reveal a single shining coin.
"WE HAVE A WINNER!" Mimic and Drake both looked away as the owner beat
a hand-sized drum, and generally carried on promoting the fact that his
contest really did result in winners, conveniently not mentioning the
two to one odds against in even an honest three shell (or, in this case,
poke ball) monty.
Memuyo flipped his coin, aiming it for his charm. "Meow...meowth?"
Just before it lodged, he snatched it out of the air and examined it
critically. "Meowth!"
Drake's ear twitched, then he was looking at the coin from the same
distance as Memuyo. "Hey, you're right. This *is* a Johto coin. Don't
see those everyday. I thought they got taken out of circulation."
The booth owner, having exhausted his burst of energy, smiled. "Oh,
you're gonna be seeing a lot more of them before long. They've fixed
the magnet train again. I took a trip over there not long before the
carnival. If you've never been there, you might want to go too,
someday."
Drake thought about it, then shrugged. "May-huh?"
A boy tugged at his wings. "Excuse me, dragonite, sir, but are you
Drake?"
He looked over his shoulder at the youth. "I am."
"Oh, good, we thought we'd never find you." He faced away. "OVER HERE,
GUYS!" He faced Drake again. "We've got a delivery, if you wouldn't
mind..."
"I don't do freebies, kid."
"Oh, you'll get paid. I phoned ahead to the Cinnabar Dockyard. They
said they'd have your money when you get there. It's not much, just two
crates of inflatable rafts."
"Can't it wait until morning?"
The boy's eyes widened. "You haven't heard?!?"
"Heard what?"
"Cinnabar'sblowingitstopagainandtheresidentsarerefusingtoleavebuteven
worsethere'snotenoughboatsforthosewho*do*wannaleaveit'sgonnabeatragedyif
theycan'tgetoffandthere'snotmuchtimethelava'sgonnahitthetownanyminute
nowthey'reallgonnadieifyoudon'thelpthempleasemisterdragonitesir..."
Drake blinked. "Umm, say again?"
Memuyo cleared his throat. "Meowth."
"Oh." Then it hit him. "WHAT?!?!? Why didn't you say so in the first
place? Where's the crates?"
The boy blinked. "What'd he say?"
Mimic shrugged. "What you say, only more concise."
"Oh. Well, here's the crates. Good luck." The youth stepped back,
just before two massive wooden boxes, each one a cube taller than Drake,
landed with solid-sounding *THUD*s.
"Mimic note Drake accept without haggling over price."
"Maybe I'll give them a discount for emergencies. I can't think of a
better job for my first paying one: imagine the publicity this will get
my business once it hits the newspapers." Drake frowned.
"Hmm...teleport would only get one of them. Maybe take one, then come
back...no, that'd require three shifts, and something that large I could
only shift twice in one night, without moving myself in addition."
Mimic shrugged. "No worries. This one of puzzles used in Mimic's
tr..." He winced. "Err, in Mimic's *past*. Just get on top of one,
Mimic take from there."
Drake and Memuyo exchanged glances, then Drake grabbed Memuyo and jumped
on top of the box on the right. "Ok, but let's hurry up."
Mimic leapt on top next to Drake and concentrated. One flash later,
they were in mostly the same spot, but higher up. "One..."
Drake looked around, then looked down. The box they had perched on was
now stacked on top of the other.
His mind clicked just as Mimic did it, which was possibly why he was
able to see more detail about the second teleport. A column of energy
rose from the ground to Mimic's height, just like before except while
before, the column only contained one crate, now it held both.
And then they were not. The merchandise and the pokemon were still in
the same place with respect to each other, but everything else faded to
a kaleidoscopic void. Space moved and yet did not. Over there in the
distance, a purple haired lass tackle-glomped a James lookalike under
the watchful gaze of someone who could have been their mother, except
for her youth. Elsewhere, a cockroach trainer battled two pikachu
trainers in what looked like a bug-themed gym, while a straightjacketed
man nearby bled...acid? Yet further away, some wild pokemon medics
scurried off at the first inkling they had been spotted, in an effort to
continute to hide their eternally comatose charge.
Ash. Not the kind that raises omnipotent pokemon only to discard them
once they evolve, nor the kind that deals with undead and other nasties.
No, this was the original kind: black char, mixed in with snowy white in
what looked like an explosion at the salt and pepper factory, and all of
it smelling of its firey origin.
Sound was the third sense of Drake's to reawaken, jolted back to reality
by a thunderous roar. Everything was drowned out for a few seconds, the
sound so intense that it went synthesiastic by stimulating a few of his
optic nerves, to say nothing of rattling his body to the bone.
Drake was very glad his mouth was closed so he did not have to taste
this.
Below, several men and pokemon rushed forward to free the rafts from
their wooden confines; Drake obliged them by hefting a shell-shocked
Memuyo and a very tired Mimic off the crates. As he did so, he thought
he spied something very peculiar: a human hovering over the erupting
volcano in the distance. At this range, only a black silhouette could
be made out, and only barely through all the ash. It was difficult to
tell, but the figure could have had wings. Or maybe it was just another
oddly-shaped flake of ash, hovering in his line of view. No matter, the
task at hand was more important.
TBC?