From: Zenigame-sama (zenigame325@aol.comerquise) Subject: [PW!] Yakon vs. Deathscythe! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2000/03/09 Narator: And now, the fight that you all might have been waiting for, Yakon vs. Deathscythe!!! "How DARE you!" Deathscythe shouted. "Ha! Have I disturbed you?" Yakon taunted. "DIE!" Suddenly, Deathscythe was behind Yakon, with a blade raised above his head. CLANG! Yakon blicked the kabutops's blade with his own. "You call that fast?" Yakon dashed behind Deathscythe , and slashed him across tthe back. "You expected that to hurt me?" "Wha-" "I'm half Rock type. Your weak slash attack didn't even scratch me." "That was supposed to impress me?" Yakon spun around, and slashed Deathscythe with his wings. "I told you, stupid." Deathscythe slashed Yakon. "Grrr..." Yakon used Swords Dance, and his blades started glowing red. "Ooh, your fruity little foo-foo ballet dance?" Deathscythe teased. He then proceeded to kick Yakon in the chest, his claws almost piercing his exoskeleton. "You...." "Oh, did I hurt you?" "That tickled." "Elmo?" Yakon slashed across Deathscythe's chest, the glowing blades piercing his stone shell. "OW! That hurt!" "You should know better than to mock me." "Well, take this!" Deathscythe used Double Team, slpitting into three. "Neener neener neener!" they teased. "Grr...." Yakon used Swords Dance again, his blades now glowing blood red. "We present to you, the fruity fruit fly dance!" the three Deathscythes taunted. "DIE!" Yakon dashed toward one Deathscythe, slicing him in two. Fortunately, it was one of the clones. "Crimson beyond blood that flows." Yakon remarked. "Whoa, man. Back off." Deathscythe said. The two remaining Deathscythes backed away from the psychotic Yakon. "You're not getting away!" he shouted. Yakon flew over one Deathscythe, and sliced him in half. "AAH!" It was the clone. Now, the only Deathscythe remaining was the original. "Ha! You didn't think I could tell whick one was the real you? My kind invented that trick!" "Hey, man. Don't try anything crazy, now." "I'm not crazy. I'm the devil!" Yakon dropped to the ground, and dashed towards Deathscythe, his blades aimed for the shellfish's neck. CLANG! Deathscythe narrowly missed being decapitated, blocking Yakon's blades with all of his strength. "HA!" Yakon's glowing blades began to cut through Deathscythe's. "OW!" Deathscythe threw Yakon away from him. "You...little....freak!" "What?" "DIE!!!" Deathscythe jumped high in the air, almost hitting the cieling. "What the-" Yakon gasped. "THAT'S IT! FINAL CUTTER!(a downward slash)" Deathscythe screamed. Deathscythe struck downward with his blades, but Yakon dodged, narrowly missing being cleaved into three pieces. "Wha-" The shockwave from the slash hit Yakon, forcing him back. "Kyaaaaah!" Deathscythe ran toward Yakon and tried to cut opemn his insides. "Guh-" Yakon blocked Deathscythe, and slashed at his chest, but Deathscythe dodged, and slashed at Yakon's head. They kept at it for a while, until they almost ran out of energy. "I'm *gasp*gonna *gasp* kill *gasp*you." Deathscythe gasped. "Not *gasp* if *gasp* I *gasp* kill *gasp* you *gasp* first." Yakon gasped. Yakon slowly flew in the air, and fired a hyper beam at Deathscythe, almost knocking him out. "Absorb." Energy was sucked from Yakon to Deathscythe. "Ha. I beat you, insect." Yakon lost the strength to keep flying, and passed out, falling to the floor. "Wha-" Yakon was flying directly above Deathscythe, and fell on him, knocking him out. "Yakon, return." "Return, Deathscythe." "Well, it seems that my Deathscythe was a match for your Yakon." "I guess so." "Well, I have to be going. I shall see you later." Narrator: So, Deathscythe and Yakon knocked each other out. Will Doom take over the world with Deathscythe? Will Yakon actually devour someone's soul? Find out in the next episode! Next Episode: REDRUM! ___________________________________________________________________ He just goes and snaps a broken bone back into place... -Zenigame-sama Colony no heiwa no tame dattara, yorokonde shinigami ni naru ze! They call me the God of Death. I have a scythe in my right hand, and it takes people's lives.