From: Kanji Moder - San Dimas High School Football Rules! (email@example.com)
Subject: [PW!] Everything you need to know in life you learned in Kindergarten (But apparantly Shikaku never went)
Date: 2001-05-13 05:38:44 PST
When we last left off -
Mary left Shikaku on the train accidentally, leaving him on his way back to
Goldenrod. Somebody is going to get their ass kicked, huh?
"Everything you need to know in life you learned in Kindergarten (But
apparantly Shikaku never went)"
Frantically searching for a cellular phone in her purse, Mary kept
thinking about what the hell Shikaku was going to do to explain himself. Her
opinion of him had come to an all-time low, considering the circumstances
and length of their aquaintance. However, she was going to
break_his_fucking_neck when she got a hold of him.
Meanwhile...in between Goldenrod and Saffron...
Shikaku was woken up by the train conductor.
"Sir, may I see your ticket?" Shikaku reached for his bag and dug around
for his ticket. He held the ticket up, so the conductor could see.
"Here you go. While you're up, if you see a woman walking around
outside, tell her to come back in, will ya?"
"There's a slight problem, sir. Your ticket..well, you were supposed to
get off of the train almost an hour ago. Your wife is in Saffron City and
apparantly left you here on accident."
"Hey, wait a second, slick. My wife?" Shikaku was even more confused at
"Mary Saseko, sir."
"My w--yeah, thanks, gotcha. How the hell am I supposed to get to
"You're going to have to get out and walk." The conductor chuckled as
Shikaku let out a sarcastic laugh and opened the window.
"Asshole." Shikaku jumped out.
"No, wait! I was only kidding!"
"What? He jumped out the train?" Mary was shocked. She didn't think
Shikaku was this stupid.
"I told him that he was going to have to get out and walk, and I was
joking, of course, because, who in their right mind would..." The train
conductor went on and on, and Mary shut the phone. She concentrated her mind
on what the hell she was going to do when Shikaku got to Saffron.
"Where the hell does he get off doing something like this? What a moron!
It's no wonder he almost blew himself up."
Shikaku had walked a few miles before he remembered something important;
he had a third pokemon and he didn't even know it. He reached for the
pokeball on his belt, and threw it on the ground. Sure enough, a Magmar
appeared. It stared at Shikaku and waddled around.
"Mag...mar?" Apparantly the pokemon is as confused as Shikaku at this
point - neither of them knew what.
"Uh...sit?" Shikaku had never really seen a Magmar up close, much less
did he know what the hell they did. The Magmar looked curiously at Shikaku
as a small flame appeared in it's mouth. "Whoa whoa whoa! Easy there!"
"Mar mar mag mar." The Magmar sent Shikaku running around in circles
when he set him ablaze. It apparantly found it humorous as it decided to sit
down and watch him while it laughed. After several attempts at "Stop, Drop,
and Roll", Shikaku was finally normal again. Except for the fact that his
clothes had been destroyed by Magmar's fire. He looked at the Magmar in the
"Did you find that fucking funny, you asshole?" The Magmar looked
strangely at Shikaku and nodded. "Yeah, I guess it was. Hahaha."
The Magmar looked surprised and confused at Shikaku's acceptance.
"So, do you have a name?" Shikaku looked at the Magmar once and then
retracted his statement. "Wait, what the hell am I talking about? Of course
you don't. I'm going to call you Travis. Now, c'mon Travis, we have to get
to Saffron, or else Mary is going to be very pissed."
Shikaku and Travis started to walk to Saffron. Even though Mary had been
a total bitch to him so far, Travis would be a good partner to have.