Subject: [PW!] Like Mother Like Daughter
Date: Mon, 08 Oct 2001 04:55:44 GMT
From: Rob
Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Nurse Marcia sits at the front desk of the Violet City Pokemon Center,
her brown eyes following the actions of a young girl who has black hair
with purple streaks in it. The purple streaks in the girl's hair reminds
Marcia of her own mother's purple hair, and this train of thought
reminds her that she's now a mother to not just the Blissey standing at
her side, but also to the girl who's currently using her small knife to
cut up one of the potted plants in the Pokemon Center...
"AERIE!" Marcia hops up and marches over to where the girl has stripped
the plant of everything but it's stem and roots, "Just what do you think
you're doing?"
"Aww, I'm just having some FUN!" Aerie sticks her tongue out at Marcia,
then says, "You know, just like you used to before you got all grown up
and boring."
Nurse Marcia puts her hands on her hips and Omelette the Blissey joins
her at her side, mimicking her actions. She asks, "And just how do you
know about...?"
"Research! You just gotta look in the right places." Aerie winks, then
runs over to one of the computers in the Pokemon Center, which she turns
on.
Curious, Marcia and her Blissey both follow her. They watch as Aerie
connects to the Internet. The default homepage is the Violet City Police
Department website. Marcia crosses her arms, "Oh, I see, you must've
done research on my police record."
"What? Are you kidding me? Jennys are clueless." Aerie types "Minax"
into the search box and clicks on the only resulting link. The website
that pops up shows a picture of a giant question mark and the text:
"Minax: Alleged Rocket. Height: Unknown. Weight: Unknown. No more
information is available at this time."
Marcia and Aerie both smirk at the same time, in the same way. Marcia
asks, "So where'd you get your information?"
Aerie enters a URL into the browser, clicks enter, and within seconds,
the monitor's displaying the Official Pokemon Resistance website. She
scrolls past the "Silph Co: What do you want to catch today?" ads, past
the "Support PETP" and "Give P.E.A.S. A Chance" images, down to a link
that reads "Member Area." She clicks on it and into the window that
appears, she types "Doppler" and underneath it types a password that
appears as a series of asterisks before hitting "OK." While the website
loads, Aerie comments, "Can you believe the password's actually
iheartminax? Oh, it's so cute how much daddy loves you!" Without even
noticing Marcia's disgusted face, Aerie clicks on a few more links,
finally arriving on a "Minax Fan Page" full of candid pictures,
information, and even works of art.
"What a sick Pokemon." Nurse Marcia makes a retching noise.
"Yeah, I thought so too..." A male voice from behind Marcia startles
her, then continues, "You must be a good nurse to tell without even
seeing the Pokemon first!" Nurse Marcia turns around to face a fat man
holding a healthy-looking Tyrogue in his arms. The fat man explains,
"Tyrogue here's usually able to Rock Smash any Rock Pokemon that block
our path, but just today, we came across a large sleeping Sudowoodo on
Route 36, and no matter how hard he'd hit the Pokemon, the Sudowoodo
wouldn't budge! I've been stuck wandering around just outside the
northern entrance of the Ruins of Alph ever since, when I realized that
the only plausible reason why Tyrogue wasn't able to Smash that
particular Rock Pokemon is that he's terribly ill, so I brought him
here."
Nurse Marcia turns to Omelette, raises an eyebrow, then both nurse and
Pokemon shrug. "Your Tyrogue looks quite healthy. Maybe he's just too
small to...?"
"TOO SMALL?! WHY I NEVER!" The fat man turns around and storms out of
the Pokemon Center, yelling about how offended he is as he leaves.
Nurse Marcia shakes her head. She wishes more customers actually
appreciated the free service they received from Pokemon Centers. Some
people come in, have their Pokemon healed, and don't even say a word.
She turns back to face the computer screen, only to see a photograph of
herself, back when her hair was red instead of blue, wearing nothing but
whipped cream over her more private areas, posing rather provocatively,
both of her legs wrapped behind her neck. Marcia's eyes go wide and she
turns off the computer and pulls out its plug, "That wasn't my body!
Doppler must've pasted my head on someone else's body!"
"I think that pic was of a brainless clone daddy made of you." Aerie
giggles for a moment, then says, "Daddy was funny like that. Gee, now
both of you are soooo boring. 'Save the world from Mimic' this, 'heal
sick Pokemon' that. I've been hanging out with you for DAYS and you
haven't done anything fun or exciting at all."
Marcia grabs Aerie's hand, "My shift's over. How would you like to pay a
visit to the Ruins of Alph? They have an exhibit there that features
prehistoric Pokemon."
"Oh, old Pokemon. Woo hoo. How fun." Aerie doesn't look too excited,
until she thinks of all the mayhem she could cause for the scientists
who work at the Ruins, "...no, seriously, woo hoo! Let's go, mommy!"
Marcia pulls out a card with her free hand, "First I have to..." Aerie
whines, "I saaaaid let's gooooo!" Using the strength she inherited from
her father, Aerie drags Marcia out of the Pokemon Center, but not before
Marcia hands her card over to her Blissey. Omelette runs over to the
front desk, slides the card in a slot there, then follows Aerie and
Marcia, ready to provide healing services on Marcia's tugged arm if
needed.
-Marcia