From: Rob (robfrompw@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: [PW!] [NC] Shocking Truth! Into the Mind of Pain!
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2001-08-07 19:27:10 PST
Rob wrote:
> The scene cuts to a color close-up of Lola the Jynx. Next to her there's an image
> of a screaming Wobbuffet holding a bottle of beer. Lola explains, "Sprout Tower
> researchers, those dedicated to studying the structure, claim that this man named
> Cory is actually a psychic, possibly one who drinks too much and as a result likes
> telling tall tales. One researcher, Earl Durling, the head of Violet City's Pokemon
> Academy, explains that the Tower is very old, probably much older than Cory unless
> the man is preserving himself very well. If Cory really is too young to be telling
> the truth, then the only way he could've controlled the Bellsprout the way he did
> was using psychic powers. Cory was unavailable for comment. Drunken exaggerating
> psychic or ancient owner of the Sprout Tower's Bellsprout? You decide."
Moments later, after the weather forecast, a fat man wearing a ballerina outfit twirls
into the TV studio. He shouts into the camera, "My name is Earl DURBISH!"
Frank the anchorman crosses his arms and his usual grin becomes a smirk which he points
in Lola the Jynx's direction, "And you scolded me for saying Sneasle."
NS: When I wrote this part of the post, I went to double check Earl's last name and
Netscape crashed, costing me an hour of writing. Needless to say, I was a bit paranoid
about trying to find it after re-writing the post. I was going to, actually, but then I
had to leave the computer for a moment and forgot to when I came back.
-Rob