Subject: Re: [PW!] [NC] Sprout Tower of Terror Date: Tue, 30 Oct 2001 09:42:40 -0800 From: "R. Tech Weaver - Biggest Dreamer" <nichirasu@hotmail.com> Organization: CompuServe Interactive Services Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon "Rob" <robfrompw@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:3BDE23AA.F6BAE37D@yahoo.com... > > Glad that Aerie's creating a distraction, Marcia turns around to slap Tetsuo, > but the seemingly undead samurai has already left her side, along with Travis > the army private and Becky the ninja. She looks around the first floor of the > Sprout Tower for them. She sees "crazy Shuckle arm" run upstairs to entertain > and get candy from the Gastly on the second floor, followed by a curious > fox-like creature and a large man with Tauros features. She mumbles something > under her breath... > "Wait Keaton!" Kitsu pleaded, trying in vain to hold her brother back. "He wasn't even trying to hit on me!" "I don't care!" Keaton exclaimed. "I hate Adam Sandlash and all his movies! He's so goddamn annoying!" > Next to Marcia stands a young man dressed like a Marowak, who's looking around > the first floor, much like she is. Figuring it would be best to get on this > woman's good side after he witnessed her angry rant, he says, "Hey. Are you > looking for something? I'd be glad to help. I'm looking for my disguised > Pokemon, myself." > > Marcia nods and asks, "Have you seen a punk undead samurai and his sarcastic > little friends, a G.I. Joe and a female Koga wannabe?" > > "They're at the punch bowl." The kid in the Marowak helmet points over to a > nearby table with his Thick Bone Club. Indeed, Tetsuo, Travis, and Becky are > standing there. Jutta the witch and a rather large impressive-looking robot are > flanking them, and they've all started to chat. The kid asks, "Have you seen > a...?" But before he finishes the question, he notices that the vampiress is > already marching over to the refreshment table. He shrugs and continues to > search for his costumed Pokemon. > "Man, there are a lot of people here," Smasher said to himself. "Now where... No way... He didn't..." Somewhere between the center column and the stairs, what appeared to be a midget dressed as a knight riding a Houndoom was charming a couple female guests. Although his back was turned to him, Smasher could tell who this was. He went over and grabbed the midget by the shoulder. "There you are, Rush!" Smasher said, turning the midget around. "Your costume doesn't fool..." Much to his surprise, the midget was not a dummy strapped to the back of the Houndoom. He was now holding what was, in fact, the midget that was riding the Houndoom. "What the heck do you think you're doing, you creep?" the midget complained. "Lemme go!" More out of surprise than anything, Smasher dropped the midget. He looked at the Houndoom and saw that it was not Rush at all. "Wait, I know that voice..." Smasher said. "You're Verne Cloyster! You were in that spy movie parody with Mantine Short! Austin Powers 2!" "That's it, I'm outta here," Verne said. "C'mon ladies, let's blow this joint." With that, Verne, the ladies and his Houndoom left the building. Smasher just watched with disbelief. "That was Verne Cloyster..." he said. "You got that right, muchacho," the horse next to him said. "Dude, you should've asked him for his autograph, man!" Smasher sighed dejectedly and wandered off in search of his Pokemon. -- Chet "Tech" Weaver's Revised Basic Sig Now with 75% less extraneous information! "Meanwhile, the Japanese government announced that it was already well on its way to creating a three-headed soldier with wings and cybernetically implanted machine guns. They are promising to pour milllions into further human cloning projects with the hope of 'Making real life more like our really, really cool cartoons.'" --Boondocks, 8/23/01 "No ride is complete without a clown in an electric chair." -- My brother AIM: PanGatomon, Rorschach Mask, NemesisWolfHelm