From: Andrusi is STILL in love with SaraJ (andyvvv@aol.com.geable) Subject: [PW!] Take Off Every PK Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2001-03-30 16:36:03 PST Having finally recovered, PK and his companions Stupid and Fortran set out for... um... er... where are they going, anyway? "At this bandwidth we'll reach Saffron in no time!" Fortran exclaimed. "I can almost scan it now..." PK paused. "Saffron? But I thought... Oh, well. I guess--" and he tripped over some homeless guy and landed on Fortran. PK was a bit dizzy from the impact, and his speech mechanism started to malfunction. "What happen?" he asked. Fortran replied, "Someone set up us the bum." He paused, then extended a little antenna out of his head. "We get signal." "I am wishing had we main screen, so I say 'main screen turn on'. However screen not, so speaker on guess." Fortran complied. The antenna extended further, revealing a speaker underneath. A voice blared out of the speaker. "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!!!" it shouted. Suddenly, PK was eyeless, Fortran's head became a solid pink cube, and Stupid was deprived of eyes, nose, mouth, and red cheeks. "ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US!!!" the voice continued. PK grabbed a spare eye from his special In Case Of Parody Break Glass compartment and slapped it on his face. "What you say..." He paused and saw that he was tied to an armchair in front of a TV. A familiar Machoke, ableit no longer spotted, was channel-surfing until he found... a pointless game show based on building clocks. It was quite possibly the dumbest thing in the world. The Machoke grinned. "You cannot survive 'Make Your Time'." But at this point Stupid (who suddenly had a face again) knocked out the Machoke with a Thundershock. He then turned off the TV and started pulling down several obscure fruits which had been placed above the TV as a decoration. PK cheered him on, glad his Pikachu had a sense of revenge. "Take off every fig, for great justice." And so they all left this stupid story and grabbed a Coke. TBC -Andy &&