Subject: Re: [PW!] They Only Come Out At Sunset
Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2001 23:29:07 GMT
From: Rob
Organization: EarthLink Inc. -- http://www.EarthLink.net
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Tech Weaver - Biggest Dreamer wrote:
> The mimes, meanwhile, had gotten well into their act. They strolled merrily
> in place until the came across an invisible barrier. After probing the
> non-existance surface with their palms, they found a couple hand holds and
> hoisted themselves up to peer over the wall. The human mime was quite
> dismayed to find that on the other side of that wall was Keaton's fist
> slamming into his face. As the Mr. Mime dropped to assess his master's
> damage, Keaton walked off with a chuckle.
>
> "I always wanted to do that," he said, smirking.
Meanwhile, Marvin's reached the end of the side of Goldenrod City's Main Street
he assigned himself. Night time has fallen during Marvin's search for gypsies,
and the sideshows that lined up on Main Street at sunset are now packing up and
heading home. Marvin adjusts his crystalline blue top hat, straightens out his
silver bowtie, and walks over to where the conjoined twins, Jen and Jenny, are
shaking hands with the people who watched their routine. The two Jennys look
just like the famous officer Jennys throughout the world, except they share one
body below their necks. Marvin looks at Jen with a smile and clears his throat.
"Oh, hi there!" Jen moves the one hand she has control over to tap the right
shoulder she shares with her twin sister, "Look who's here, Jenny - Marvin!"
Jenny's head turns to face the magician in the golden tuxedo and she shrugs her
right shoulder, "Hey Marvin. Where were you this past week? Jen was getting
worried."
Marvin shrugs both of his shoulders, "Unless there's such a thing as Daylight
Savings week here in Johto, I have no idea. I don't remember anything that
happened. I just sort of fell off the face of the planet... in the past, women
have told me to do just that, but I never actually intended on doing so."
"Obviously." Jenny murmurs, then faces away casually as Jen raises her hand up
to her own cheek, "Oh, you poor thing! You must be so disoriented. No wonder you
didn't perform tonight. When will you perform again, Marvin? I've missed you and
your magic shows so much..."
Marvin smiles, glad that someone likes his work, "I should have something really
magical ready in just a few days. Jen, have you seen any gypsies around here?"
Jen pauses to think, then nods her head and points across the street with her
left arm, the only one she controls, "I've seen a bearded lady hanging out over
there who dresses like a gypsy. I don't know her personally, though, and I doubt
Jenny does unless she talks with her while I'm sleeping!" Jen and Marvin both
laugh, but Jenny just rolls her eyes and starts to tap her right foot, "Jen, I'm
hungry. Let's go home." Jen turns her head to face her sister, "...but I'm not
hungry, and we share the same stomach..." Jenny sighs and adds, "I'm also tired.
I want us to go to bed early tonight." Noticing that her sister really wants to
go home, Jen says, "All right," then turns her head to face Marvin with a smile,
"Bye, Marvin! See you again soon!" The conjoined twin sisters walk away in
unison.
Just then, Kitsu and Keaton walk up to Marvin. Kitsu's jaw is still hanging open
from witnessing all sorts of disturbing sideshows, and Keaton has a grin on his
face.
Marvin notices Keaton's unusually wide grin and asks, "Why're you smiling so
much, Keaton? Did you find the gypsy you and your sister were looking for?"
"No, but I punched the crap out of a mime." Keaton responds, punching the open
palm of one of his hands with the other.
Suddenly, a high pitched female voice exclaims, "Bully, sweetie, you're about to
be smilin' a whole lotta buncha more, cuz your girlfriend just totally found the
gypsy!"
Marvin, Kitsu, and Keaton turn to face two black-haired female gypsies that have
thick black beards on their faces and are wearing a white shirt and a purple
skirt. One gypsy's smiling and wearing a Pink Bow and rollerskates, while the
other is frowning and lacks these articles of clothing. The rollerskate-clad is
grabbing onto the barefoot one's arm tightly, not releasing her grip despite the
gypsy's struggling to break free, "What's the meaning of this? I demand to be
let go right now!" Marvin nods, "In a minute." He glances over at Kitsu,
"According to a friend of mine, this is the only gypsy in Goldenrod. The
question is, is she your gypsy?"
"Nah, ours didn't have a beard." Kitsu sighs, disappointed that no one found the
gypsy who turned her into a ware-Ninetales, "Let's go, Keaton. Maybe we can
reach Azalea Town before midni-"
"Wait a second." Keaton reaches over to the gypsy that Famifax is restraining,
grabs ahold of her beard, and tugs on it. He narrows his eyes, then pulls on the
beard, but the gypsy just screams in pain and the thick black beard doesn't come
off. Keaton shrugs, "Guess not. It was worth a shot. Onward to Azale-"
"Bully!" Famifax calls out, then releases her hold on the bearded woman, who
runs away from Famifax and Keaton. Famifax presses up her presently-bearded face
up against Keaton's cheek, kisses him, and whispers into his ear, "Why don't'cha
stay with me tonight? I promise I'll be a very bad girl!"
"NO!" Keaton backs away from Famifax, rubbing his face where Famifax's beard
rubbed up against it, "...er, I mean, no, honey. I'm sorry, but I really gotta
leave now. Kitsu found out that there's some half-Pokemon like us in Azalea Town
and we gotta hurry to catch them since they might know where the gypsy is."
Marvin puts his arms around Keaton and Kitsu and exclaims, "All right! Just head
south through the Ilex Forest and you'll be in Azalea in no time. It's been
really fun, you two! You can stay in my apartment whenever you're in Goldenrod.
I hope you find that gypsy you're looking for soon." He pats them on the back,
then walks off a distance, to give Famifax some privacy with Keaton. The
Pink-Bow-wearing gypsy rollerskates up to Keaton, hugs him, and says, "So, like,
when are ya gonna visits me again, bully? I gotsta stay here with sis and Marvy,
cuz they needs me for the magic shows an' stuff, but I luvsya so much I'll wait
for you!"
-Marvin