Subject: Re: [PW!] Back to Normal (Hopefully) Date: Thu, 01 Aug 2002 23:40:00 GMT From: "Amber Foxwing" <silverborne22@hotmail.com> Organization: Cox Communications Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon <snip> > (S'all right. If that's the worst that happens, count yourself lucky) > > <Snipped by bored Scythers after watching anime marathons> > > (Scyther: And this one's a Celtic Guardian, and this one's from Bebop. > This ones a Togepi, and that one is a Scizor. Can I go now?) > (*sigh*) (OOC: LOLOL! Yeah!) <snip> > "TV!" Was the happy cry. "NO! Laddy! Don't fall down the well!" > > Bob, after leaving and coming back with food, heard the estatic cries from near the > television. "Oh no, it's ANOTHER Laddy marathon!" Suddenly there was a cry as the TV shut off and Solo dragged her into the living room. "You didn't open my present," he said impatiently, handing her an oddly shaped package. He glanced around at all of the faces present and realized what trouble he might be in. She tore it open and held a portable TV in her hands. She shrieked and hugged him as hard as she could, jumping up and down in electric happiness. Those present who had to travel with the rodent shot an evil look at Solo. He put up his hands defensively and said, "Just trying to make her happy!" She turned it on and flipped it to Laddy. "It doesn't have..." Amber started. "Cable?" Jason finished. "Errr..." Solo stuttered, trying to avoid any more punishment than he was going to recieve. Amber leaped on him. "WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH HER!" she cried, chasing him around the house. "Here. This was at the store. A guy said it was too valuable for him to have since he couldn't use it," Karl said, kicking over a bag. She opened it up and inside was a small chest. She opened that up and surrounded by velvet was a... "It's a...a...a...thun...thunderstone!!!" she cried. She nearly dropped the box. He nodded. "I figured you might need it," he said. Amber stopped chasing Solo and smacked him over the head. "WE DON'T NEED MORE VOLTAGE!" she howled. She went over to the wall and started to hit her head on it repeatedly. "We're gonna die a long, painful, and annoying death," she muttered. Jason managed to pull her away from the wall. Vixxen bit her lip. "I wonder..." she said quietly as she looked at the yellowish crystal. Amber snatched it up before she could touch it. "You need to be responsible," she said harshly, trying to hold it out of her taller friend's reach. "I am responsible!" she growled, snatching the stone back. Which was a mistake. Amber covered her mouth. "Oh it's all my fault!" Bob stood stock-still in the kitchen. Vixxen was starting to glow. "We're gonna DIEEEEE!" Sparks were flying from her glowing figure. "SHE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!" Her tail extended and so did her ears. "Mmmph! Mmph mph Mmmph!" (Jason had covered her mouth) The glowing died and there she stood. "What the hell?!" every one chorused. She was tanner and her cheeks and changed to yellow. Her tail extended into a lightning-tipped whip. Her ears had thickened and hollowed and ended in curls, and her arms were marked with the gloved paws of a Raichu. "Why'd I do that?" she said out loud. Amber muttered something that couldn't be heard through Jason's hand. "I feel SUPERCHARGED!" the new Vixxen grinned, holding up her furiously sparking bracers. "Hey! You look really good like that," Solo said before he could stop himself. She looked at him blushing slightly and said, "Uh uh!" "Yeah huh." "Uh uh." And so it went. "Hey, remember when you were telling me about things I shouldn't say to people who shouldn't hear them?" Jason asked Amber who was still unable to speak. She nodded. "This is one of those times." She nodded again. "If I take my hand off of your mouth, will you stop giving us prophecies of death?" She shrugged. "I'll take that as a yes." He took his hand off. "Yeeup. We're gonna die." "Hey!" "A shrug doesn't mean yes!" she said running away before he could catch her. Bob was still standing motionless in the kitchen. "Well that was odd..." "Hey breeder! Can I test something out?" Vixxen asked. "That all depends." "Are you still resistant to a Raichu with a supercharged attack? Let me see--" Before she could finish he was gone, shooting down the hall way. "Oh phooey. Oh well. We travel together. I'll get him." (OK, Marco. Here's your plan in action! The reason why Pokemon only breed in the Day Care. ^_^ Beware the risqué plotline.) The next morning, Amber decided she wanted an early start on some last minute training before they hit the gym. She poked Vixxen to see if she wanted to come. She nodded. "Let's go," she whispered. "I bet someplace they've got a cool training room here. Let's poke around a bit." They snuck into the boys room and round up Solo too. "You ought to train Squirt really well for this." "Yeah, ok." They wandered around the house for a bit until they came upon a room they hadn't seen before. "What are you doing?" Amber whipped around and saw Jason looking at her curiously. "Early start on training," she said, testing the doorhandle. "Locked." She reached up to the door frame and took down the key she saw. "Unlocked," she said. They walked in. It was a fairly large room, and also fairly comfortable. The carpet seemed springier and "cushier" than the rest of the house. It was modestly furnished: only a couch against the far wall and a counter complete with a sink and vials on it. In the corner was a generator of sorts, putting out warm air. Amber looked around caught into this room that contrasted the rest of the house. She tripped and started to fall. Jason caught her wrist and helped her up. "Thanks," she said, blushing slightly. "Uh huh. You're welcome." He turned his attention away from her and to what stood out most in the room. "What's that smell?" he asked. "It smells like Sake," Amber giggled. "_You_ have had Sake?" he asked her. She was too innocent, surely! "Nope. But I've smelled it, and this smells like Sake." "I've had Sake," Vixxen said, twitching her new tail. "And this is definately Sake." "Huh." Solo looked up. "I read somewhere (ie Ranma Graphic Novel 14) that you can get drunk by smelling hot Sake..." Both Vixxen and Amber giggled. 'Hmm,' Jason thought. 'All I smell is sulphur.' Amber was clinging to his arm, making an odd purring sound. 'Sulphur is not a very good air freshener,' he thought, making a face. Amber was hugging him tightly and he absentmindedly put an arm around her. 'I wonder why---!!!!' He stopped his thought when he realized that Amber was taking his shirt off. "Hey Amber! What the hell are you doing!?" She purred again and hugged him. He noticed she was developing a blush much like those who are drunk get. "Guys? Hey! GUYS?!" he shouted, seeking some help with his "drunk" girlfriend. The other two were cuddling in the corner. "Eh?!" (OOC: Some how I imagine most of the faces he's making to be like some of Spike's expressions...*shrugs*) "Not even your friendz can zave you now!" Amber declared, wrapping an arm around his neck. "Hey--wait!" he said, backing away from her. "Amber! This isn't like you! Not at all!" She giggled again and said, "I'm having fun! You shud have sum fun too, Jazon!" He glanced over at Vixxen and Solo again when suddenly Amber turned his attention back to her. "Kiss me," she said, grinning evilly. Before he could react she suddenly was obeying her own orders and was kissing him. He stumbled back in total surprise. His mind was racing. Should he return it? She's drunk! So? He gave up and began to kiss her back. She broke off a few moments later and grinned. "Now yer havin' fun!" she said. "I...I guess so," he said. He turned around to pick up his shirt. "Wanna have some more fun?" He stood straight up. 'Hentai, Jason! Bad Bad!' he thought. A shirt fluttered past his view. 'BAD THOUGHTS! BAD THOUGHTS!' his mind was shouting. "Jason?" This surprised him so much he tripped and fell to the floor. Amber stood over him. "I'm still wearing my bra, you dummy," she said, nudging his head with her foot. "Uh uh yeah! Right..." he said getting up. He edged away from her, lest she try something. It's not that Jason was innocent, or anything! No, nothing like that. It was just that this was so out of character for Amber that he was starting to fear her. He made a mental note not to ever let her get drunk. TBC Ok I know that was weird...*points at Marco* His idea, see? Yeah. That was fun to write though. You guys continue it. It's YOUR turn to have a hand at this. Plus my post was long enough as it is...o.o