Subject: [PW!] Board Not Included
Date: Fri, 25 Oct 2002 19:22:15 -0700
From: "DitzyRenamon \(Tech Weaver\)"
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
"Okay, puzzle me this, Rush."
"Shoot, Jeffe."
"A Surfing Pikachu is a Pikachu that knows Surf, correct?"
"Si."
"And Surf can be used outside of battles to ride a Pokemon across bodies of
water, right?"
"Uh, huh."
Smasher picked up Pikat-Shoo, his Pikachu, and looked him over.
"So, how do I ride a Pikachu?" he asked.
Pokewars!: Smasher
"Board Not Included"
written by Tech Weaver
"So not once in all the time you've had him have you used Pikat-Shoo's Surf move
outside of battle," Rush the Arcanine reiterated.
"Well, I've had him put out a fire once," Smasher recalled. "But I've never
actually had to use it to swim. By the time I wanted to challenge the Cinnibar
Gym, I could just use StarScream to Fly there, and we took Amber's Rhydon to
Seafoam Island. But now we're here, and there isn't a ferry in site."
"Are you sure?" Rush asked. "Maybe that guy over there knows how to get
across."
"Hey, you there!" Smasher called out to the guy Rush pointed to. "Is there a
boat or something around here?"
"Not that I know of," the guy said. "And I hang around here all the time,
telling Johto trainers that they've just entered Kanto."
"Why?" Rush asked. "Couldn't they just put up a sign or something?"
"They could," the guy admitted. "But then who'd tell them to check their maps?
They change when you change regions, you know."
"They could put that on the sign," Smasher said.
"Listen, you," the guy said. "They're paying me good money to tell people this
stuff! Don't go rocking my boat, you hear?"
"Okay, fine," Smasher said defensively. "No need to go postal or anything."
"Pi pikachu, pi!" Pikat-Shoo said.
"He's requesting permission to speak, sir!" Rush translated and imitated.
"Granted," Smasher replied.
"Pika pikapi pikachu pikapikachu, pi!" Pikat-Shoo said.
"He says we should build a boat, sir!" Rush translated.
"That's a good idea," Smasher said. "But if we built a boat, then we wouldn't
need to use Surf. Besides, I don't think any of my Pokemon know Cut."
"Okay," Rush said. "What if we Fly on StarScream until we get to New Bark
Town?"
"We haven't been to New Bark yet," Smasher said.
"So?"
"So we can't Fly somewhere unless we've been there already. We have to know
where it is first."
"We could just follow the waterway."
"We could... but I just figured out how to use Surf. All I need is some rope, a
bit of duct tape, my skateboard, and Pikat-Shoo."
"Sounds like a recipe for disaster."
"Oh! And my video camera!"
"Now it just sounds sick."
"Get your mind out of the gutter."
Smasher took off his backpack and began to dig around. In moments, Shuriken was
hovering behind him with the camera, and Smasher had duct taped his foot to his
skateboard.
"Remember the time you duct taped your feet and some rockets to your 'board?"
Rush inquired.
"Yeah, we wound up on Giant Primeape Island," Smasher said as he tied the rope
around Pikat-Shoo's waist. "But *this* plan won't go up in smoke. Now, return
to your PokeBall"
Smasher returned Rush to his PokeBall and turned to Shuriken.
"Camera rolling?" Shuriken bobbed in confirmation. "Cool. All right. Here we
are, about to Surf over to New Bark Town using my Pikachu. The plan is to have
him drag me by this rope while I use my skateboard as a wakeboard. If all goes
well, we should be in New Bark by night fall. Ready, Pikat-Shoo?"
"Pika pika, pi!" Pikat-Shoo confirmed.
"All right! Go for it!"
Pikat-Shoo leapt into the water and used his Surf attack to propel himself.
"New Bark Town, HOOO-WHOA!!!"
The unexpected amount of force yanked Smasher off his feet and into the water,
where he was dragged at high speed on his face. Shuriken sunk in embarrassment
and shut off the camera.
After getting back to shore and drying off a little, Smasher was ready for
action again.
"Okay," he said into the camera. "The first try didn't go so well, but we're
ready for a second go. This time, I'm going to have Pikat-Shoo go a bit slower
so I can ease into it. Ready, Pikat-Shoo?"
"Pika pika, pi!"
"Then let 'er rip!"
Pikat-Shoo leapt into the water again and used his Surf technique. Smasher was
slowly dragged into the water on his skateboard. This time, instead of skimming
across the water, Smasher sunk like a stone.
"Go faster! Pikat-Shoo! Go fastablubblublublub...."
Shuriken turned off the camera again, only to turn it back on a while later.
"Right," Smasher said into the camera again. "Third time's the charm. I've
braced myself against a rock while having Pikat-Shoo Surf for a while so I could
get used to the pull. I should have everything under control now. Do it,
Pikat-Shoo!"
"Pika pika, pi!"
Pikat-Shoo dragged Smasher into the water again. This time, Smasher was able to
ride behind him flawlessly. Shuriken videotaped them as they Surfed around,
whooping and hollering. Then they disappeared behind a rock, followed by loud
crack and a scream of pain. Shuriken dropped the camera and went off to
investigate.
That evening, Smasher was videotaping himself in front of a bathroom mirror.
"Well, we made it to New Bark Town," Smasher said, scratching at the bandages on
his head. "I guess we were fortunate that another group of trainers with a
Blissey and a Gyarados were able to help out. Nurse Joy says that Pikat-Shoo
only suffered minor injuries and my concussion wasn't too serious, so we should
be ready to train in the morning. All in all, I'd have to say that it was a
good day. Later."
To be continued...?
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