Subject: [PW!][WC][R#1] Day Two, Block B, Matches 3 and 6
Date: 05 Dec 2002 05:06:07 GMT
From: jsolano199@aol.comlink (Jose L. Solano)
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Trent vs. Andreas/Karen(Carol) vs. Harrison
Trent wasn't really sure what he had gotten himself into. He was barely
paying attention to the match. His opponent was some guy named Andreas, who had
a rather large Seaking.
"Uh... you're supposed to make a move."
"Right, right... Go, Feraligatr."
"A Feraligatr?!" Feraligatr sat there, scratching his head.
"Feraligatr, Hydro Pump!" Feraligatr did nothing. "Er... Surf! Skull Bash!
Struggle? C'mon you worthless piece of shit, do SOMETHING!"
"Now's our chance! Seaking, Horn Drill!" Seaking didn't stand a chance.
Within inches of hitting the target, it was thwacked in the face. Yes,
thwacked. It was out pretty quickly.
"The winner is Trent!"
"Wait, wait, wait... I won?! ALRIGHT! WHO DA MAN?! I DA MAN! WHO DA MAN?!"
"YO DA MAN!" someone in the stands yelled. Trent's eyes narrowed.
"Good match," Andreas said. Trent looked at his outstretched hand, then at
Andreas's awkward smile.
"No. I'm better than you," Trent bluntly stated. He recalled the Feraligatr
and left the arena.
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Later in the day, Trent sat in the front-row seats with Ashura, who was busy
eating popcorn. The next match was Karen vs. Harrison.
"What the-?" Trent saw a strange Eskimo woman step out into the field, and
then a middle-aged man. "Hmm, it's that Eskimo again. She's probably not too
comfortable in the sun. I can understand that."
"Slaaaa...?"
"I know, I know, but even with the shades, the sun's killing me. So do you
have any money on this match?"
"Sand."
"Really?"
"Sandslash. Sand san slash."
"No kidding? On the Eskimo lady? That's a lot of money, Ashura. You sure you
want to do this?"
"Slash. SLASH!" Ashura pointed to the field. The match had already begun.
The older man, Harrison, had sent out a Qwilfish. The Eskimo Karen sent out...
a Kabuto.
"Hmm. That thing looks a lot like my Kab..." It hit Trent like a punch in
the face. The Eskimo was Carol in disguise. She had somehow taken his Kabuto
when he stole her Feraligatr. On the field, the Kabuto jumped on the Qwilfish
and wouldn't let go.
"Shake it off!" Harrison yelled. Qwilfish squirmed, but it only seemed to
grow tired. Eventually, it gave up and simply floated there. Harrison withdrew
his Qwilfish.
"The match goes to Karen!" The Eskimo lady jumped with joy in a manner that
seemed very un-old-Eskimo-lady. She hugged her Kabuto and waved to the crowd.
"C'mon, Ashura. We're going to have a talk with that old lady."
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"You!" Trent pointed to the Eskimo lady inside the stadium. The halls were
deserted, since most people were busy watching the next fight.
"Hello there." Trent pulled off the cheap mask. "Er... yeah."
"So you made it after all, huh? Hmm. That Kabuto you used. Looked familiar
to me. Almost like it was mine."
"Hypocritical, don't you think? How about we make a fair trade. Give me
Feraligatr back and you get your stupid fossil."
"I have a better idea." Trent took his knife from his trenchcoat.
"Oh, this again?" Carol slapped the knife out of his hand. "Not this time!"
Carol kicked Trent in the stomach and ran.
"Grrr... ow... Ashura... stop laughing and... go after her!" Ashura
shrugged, still counting his money. "Fine!" Trent took a few moments to get his
breath back before chasing after her.
"Security! This man is harrassing me!" Carol yelled. She had slipped the
Eskimo mask back on. Immediately, Trent was rushed by a team of guards.
"Hey, who do you think you are, bugging old ladies!"
"Ah, what are you rent-a-cops gonna do to me? Throw me in the stadium's
little jail?"
"DAMN RIGHT WE'RE GONNA THROW YOU IN THE LITTLE JAIL!"
So Trent sat in the little jail. Ashura stood outside, still counting his
money.
"I hope they let me out in time for my next match."
"Slash."
"Shut up."
Jose L. Solano
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A devious, degenerate defender of the devil
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"...Mirrors are more fun than television..."