Subject: [PW!] Don't worry folks, this will all be over soon Date: 01 Jul 2002 22:05:04 GMT From: jsolano199@aol.comlink (Jose L. Solano) Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon "...The fuck?!" Pokewars- VSU-0003 Ashura "You Meet the' Family" Jose L. Solano Ashura woke up on a couch, inside a house... of some sort. He sat up, and after noticing the holes he had cut into the couch, he jumped off and started to explore. The place appeared to be empty, but there were several rooms... then he noticed another Pokémon. He had never seen this one before, but he decided he'd try to communicate. "Slash. Slash slash?" "Whoa, who did the metalwork on you?" "So you can talk." "So YOU can talk! You sound like a machine." "Just what the hell are you?" "Just what the hell are YOU?" "Alright, settle down," a familiar-looking man said. He looked like a scrawny version of Ashura's former master... "You're Jake, aren't you?" "That's right. This is Riley, my lab assistant. In case you're wondering, he's a Sneasel." "What the fuck kind of name is Sneasel? Geez, whoever discovered your species must've been married to Mary Jane, huh?" "I'm wondering, Sandslash... how did you get this way?" "Some crazy fuck decided to take some of my parts off and give me this metal crap." "Aren't you technically neutered?" Riley asked. "You talk again and you can say goodbye to YOUR manhood, fucker." "Calm down!" Jake yelled. "Sandslash, you're welcome to stay here, if you'll let me study you." "What, I'm an experiment, again?" "I've never seen a mechanical Sandslash. I'm just curious." "We'll, you've seen one now. Happy?" "Oh, most definitely. I guess I should give you a tour of my lab, and show you where everything is." Jake led Ashura around the lab. He showed him the hall, the bathroom, the other hall, the Pokémon transfer room, the medical ward, the backyard, and so on. "...Is that... Ashura? ASHURA!!" Ashura recognized that voice. His real eye twitched. "Hello, Katherine. So good to see you!" 'This is all I need,' Ashura thought, 'Trent's fag brother and his worthless bitch.' "Wait, if you're here... where's Trent? Is Trent here? Where is he?" "We... had a little dispute. I'm here on my own." "How is he? Is he alright?" "He's a fucking demon. If you call that 'alright,' I guess yeah, he's doing fine. Listen, I'd love to stay and chat with you lovely people, but I have business to tend to. So..." "Wait, what does this Sandslash have to do with Trent?" "Ashura was Trent's first Pokémon. You remember him, right?" "I remember Trent had a Sandshrew. Where did this Sandslash come from?" "Alright, I've decided to kill you, Jake." Suddenly, a five-year-old kid ran down the stairs, excited. "Who's going to kill Jake? I wanna see!" "Oh, great. You're all here. What next, you're going to tell me you had twins?!" Then came a knock on the door. Quickly, Nick Retwin ran to answer it. Standing at the door were an Abra and a Skarmory. "Hello," Kurt said. "We're here for 3." "For three what?" "VSU-0003. He's this evil Sandslash with metal parts. We left him here yesterday." "Oh... right. I forgot," Jake said as he approached them. Nick shrugged and left. "What was the deal again?" "We left him here overnight in exchange for some cash. We're here to collect our boss now." Before Jake could object, Ashura ran out the door, and slammed it behind him. "I get drunk one night and THIS is what you do to me?! Remind me to shred your legs later, Kurt." "So what now, 3?" "What now? We get as far away from here as possible!" As of now, the I'm dumping the WG for Katherine and Jake. I guess that makes them NPC's. Jose L. Solano ------------------------------- A devious, degenerate defender of the devil