Subject: Re: [PW!] [WC] [R2] Mean Guys Battle First
Date: 10 Dec 2002 22:54:33 GMT
From: jsolano199@aol.comlink (Jose L. Solano)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
(Sorry I have to start a new post, but I hope the Re: talk will help avoid
confusion. AOL's been hiding Rob's posts, so someone had to email this one to
me)
Last time, on PW!:
>Trent peers down into the water as huge lightning bursts appear
>throughout the entire pool. When a fainted Feraligatr's limp body floats
>up to the surface of the pool, Trent frowns, "Well, shit. Feraligatr,
>return." After Trent's Pokemon returns to his Pokeball, Trent uses his
>other hand to grab the Pokeball a Guard gave him on his way into the
>Arena, "This Pokemon better not suck."
>
>Belle cheers when her half-Electric Pokemon peeks his head out of the
>pool and says "Laaanlaaan!", as do most of the people in the audience of
>the Coliseum, then she says, "Way to go, Lanturn! Don't lower your guard
>now, though - Trent's next Pokemon might be tough!"
"Okay, let's see what this wild card is," Trent said. He took the Pokeball
the guards had given him and pressed the button to enlargen it. He was a little
reluctant to bring it out. "C'mon fate, don't fail me now..."
"It seems Trent is stalling!" The announcer said. Trent finally sent it out,
closing his eyes as if he were about to crash into a wall.
"Trent has sent out a... oh my." Trent opened his eyes. He groaned when he
saw the Pokemon had had been given. "It's a WOOPER!" For some reason, the crowd
cheered. They must have really like Wooper.
"Piece of shit!" Trent yelled. "Why couldn't you assholes have given my a
Gyarados?!"
"Make your move!" his opponent Belle shouted from across the field.
"Alright, I will! Wooper... uh..." Trent turned to one of the guards
flanking him. "Er... what does Wooper do?"
"It's a water/ground type," the guard said.
"Oh. OH! That changes everything! Wooper! DIG!"
"Woopa?"
"What? Don't tell me you don't know DIG?! What kind of ground Pokemon are
you?! Well, that's it for me then. If you don't even know DIG, you obviously
can't know any better moves. Guess Earthquake's out of the question."
"Woopa!" The Wooper disappeared under the water. A few seconds later, large
waves began to form. Belle's Lanturn wasn't sure what to do.
"Lanturn, watch out!" A giant wave pushed Lanturn around and threw it at
Belle, nearly hitting her.
"The Lanturn is out! Trent wins the match!" Belle withdrew her Lanturn with
a look of disappointment in her face. Without a word, she stormed out of the
arena. One of the guards took Trent's Pokeball and called the Wooper back.
"Okay, you've had your fun. Back to the little jail with you!"
"Oh no, not the little jail again!" Trent sarcastically replied.
"YES, THE LITTLE JAIL." The guards pulled Trent after them as the crowd
booed.
Jose L. Solano
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A devious, degenerate defender of the devil
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"...Mirrors are more fun than television..."