Subject: [PW!] Someone Is Dumber Than PK Date: 01 Jul 2002 12:47:06 GMT From: andyvvv@aol.com.geable (Andrusi- Apprentice of Kopaka) Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon PK walked (well, floated) down some road I'm too lazy to look up the name of, and proceeded to do the same thing some more. When he did this for yet a third repetition, Stupid spoke up. "Chu!" "Yes, I know this is the most monotonous beginning for a storyish post thingy ever," PK replied. "I'm an inanimate object. What did you expect?" At that moment a tall ugly bald guy with a red button taped to his forehead carrying a cheap knockoff Star Wars lightsaber stepped out in front of the group. He wasn't doing this in an attempt to be menacing, he was just crossing the street, but PK apparently didn't realize this. "Ha!" PK shouted. "You dare to challenge me, the great PK Ball? I will destroy you with my bare hands... er... um... with Fighter's bare hands!" "Parras?" Fighter wondered. The bald guy stopped and stared at the three. "You're certainly the oddest bunch of Maverick Hunters I've ever seen. Nevertheless, I will destroy you." PK blinked, which (as previously stated) is something of an accomplishment when one doesn't have eyes. "Mavo-hummer-what?" "You don't know who I am?" The bald guy laughed. "I am the great SIGMA!" PK blinked again. Wow, twice in one story. This guy's starting to amaze me. "You mean that guy from the Mega Mankey Q series who always gets killed at the end?" "What? You dare to challenge my authority?" 'Sigma' struck a pose that I'm sure he thought looked evil. "Prepare to face my wrath! Fu Fu Fu Bwahaha!" "Uh, yeah." To be continued (as soon as I convince my brother that the presence of the word "pokemon" in the newsgroup name does not mean this is less important than his skateboards) -Andrusi && Sanity not included.