Subject: [PW!] Someone Is Dumber Than PK, Part 2 Date: 16 Jul 2002 14:42:00 GMT From: andyvvv@aol.com.geable (Andrusi- Apprentice of Kopaka) Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon When we last left our idiots, PK, Stupid, and Weak, they had encountered an ugly bald guy who thought he was Sigma. "Is that you, Signas? No, you're too small to be Signas." "I AM PK BALL, YOU IDIOT!" PK shouted. "And I shall be your undoing!" 'Sigma' paused, lost in thought, then smiled. "I see. You are a pack of new Maverick Hunters sent to find out what I'm doing. Well, I'm sorry, but you won't be reporting back to headquarters. Although I appear to be alone, I am in fact guarded by my most powerful generals, who will now dispose of you." He pulled a Pokéball from behind his back; it had a crappy Maverick insignia drawn on it in crayon. "Attack, Storm Eagle!" PK stared. Weak stared. Stupid ran around in circles. GEODUDOO stared and bumped someone up on his list. Osiris stared, but you're suppposed to think he died with the BBB, so he doesn't count. Finally, PK spoke. "...It's a Pidgey." "You fool!" Sigma shouted. "This is Storm Eagle, the terror of the skies! Use your Storm Tornado!" 'Storm Eagle' obediently fired a Whirlwind in no particular direction. GEODUDOO was killed, but everyone else felt only a light breeze. It was evidently a level 2 Pidgey. After a few minutes, PK stopped laughing long enough to say "Stupid, Thundershock." Stupid stopped running around in circles and shocked GEODUDOO's dead body, reviving him and causing him to say "GEODUDOO WAS ONLY FAKING IT". The Pidgey fainted simply from being nearby, and for some reason Sigma tossed a Whirlwind TM over to PK. "What's this for?" PK asked. "You mean Maverick Hunter HQ isn't even bothering to tell you about weapon copying anymore?" Sigma replied. "Sheesh. Anyway, you may have been lucky this time, but you'll never defeat... BUBBLE CRAB!" Without being prompted, Weak tapped the Krappy--er, the Krabby--lightly on the forehead. It tipped over. "You are unusually strong Maverick Hunters," Sigma said. "But you'll never survive your encounter with Armored Armadillo!" "That's not even an armadillo." "Yes it is." "It's a Donphan. That's an elephant. And it seems to have fallen asleep out of boredom." "Oh. Well then, Launch Octopus will surely be your destruction!" "Great. An Octillery. Appears to have a broken tentacle." "It's not broken, it's... new technology." "It's broken. And while we were arguing, Stupid knocked it out. Next." "Fine... VOLT CATFISH!" "A Chinchou? I get the Volt and the Fish, but where's the Cat?" "Shut up. Volt Catfish, Triad Thunder!" "That's a cruddy little spark." "Quiet! It's his all-powerful Triad Thunder!" "All-powerful? It missed and hit GEODUDOO, and *HE* survived it." "GEODUDOO HAS JUST BUMPED YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP OF HIS LIST." GEODUDOO then successfully KOed Volt Catfish, which was such an accomplishment for him that he himself passed out. "Fine, fine, maybe those first five Mavericks aren't so great. But I've saved the best for last... go, Wheel Gator!" Sigma threw his last Pokéball, and out came... a Feraligator the size of a freaking space shuttle. "Chu?" "Ras?" "GEODUDOO IS SURPRISED AT THIS UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS." "Oh my Kurt..." To be continued... (And so PK meets his first real challenge! How badly will he get his butt kicked? Find out next time I manage to get AOL to take me to AGNP!) -Andrusi && Sanity not included.