Subject: [PW!] The Bug Pokemon Catching Contest
From: Rob
Organization: AT&T Worldnet
Date: Fri, 15 Mar 2002 21:15:29 GMT
"They Call Me... Tech Weaver - Biggest Dreamer!" wrote:
> "Get ahold of yourself, Keaton. If Famifax has a shred of
intelligence (and
> you'd have to in order to believe what you told her), then she'll
probably
> stay as far away from you as possible. Besides, if she tries to come
on to
> you, tell that you're busy trying to keep an extraterrestrial from
Team
> Rocket. She'll probably believe that."
> "Okay, fine. But she's gonna have to find me first..."
After letting Yolei know that Mimic got better and daydreaming that he
was the host of an Awards Show while Yolei discussed strategies for
locating Bug Pokemon with her Pidgey, Marvin turns to face Famifax. He
plans to to tell her that they should start looking for Bug Pokemon
themselves before the Contest ends, but she's no longer standing next to
him. He shrugs, "I guess Famifax wanted to get a head start. C'mon,
Octillery, let's go catch a new Pokemon who can help me in future magic
shows!"
Marvin's Octillery, not wanting to subject any other Pokemon to the work
he's instructed to do every once in a while for the magician he was
traded to, grabs Marvin's legs with two of his tentacles and squeezes
them hard. Before Marvin tells him to let go, a Beedrill perches on the
Water Pokemon's head. The Octillery narrows his eyes and uses a free
tentacle to slap the Beedrill, but the Bug Pokemon hops off and the
Octillery hits himself on his head. "Oct... 'til... er... RRRRRY!"
Marvin's Octillery releases his grasp on his Trainer and chases after
the Beedrill, who buzzes off into the Park's tall grasses.
"I don't even want a Beedrill." Marvin shrugs, "...but I prefer he
strangle the Beedrill's legs than mine. Wait for me, Octillery!" As
Marvin races to catch up with his Octillery, he wonders if Famifax has
found any interesting Pokemon...
However, Famifax has only found a couple of half-Pokemon - Kitsu and
Keaton. The blue-eyed little girl with pink pink tails crosses her arms
across her flower-print dress, stares up at Keaton the half-Tauros, then
asks, "So, how have you been?"
"Er... I... who're you?" Keaton asks, sweatdropping since he's afraid of
the answer he imagines he's about to hear. The little girl just snuck up
on him as he kept his eye on Marvin's Octillery, who he thought was
Famifax until now.
Famifax raises an eyebrow for a moment and smirks, "Heh, playin' it
cool, huh? Like, ya know who I am an' ya know ya want me. Well, Bully,
jus' wanna tell ya I gots a new guy on my mind - a really smart
Dragonite called Drakey! Don't worry, ya don't gotta be scared 'bout
your enemies hurtin' me anymores, 'cuz I totally don't wanna be yer
girlie anymore."
Xerox the Ditto, who's waiting next to her sister, rolls her eyes, "Why
must you always seek out your ex-boyfriends to make them jealous when
you find a new one, sister? Cease this nonsense - this Contest has a
time limit so let us be on our way."
"Whatever. Seeya, Bully n' Bully's sis!" Famifax giggles and skips into
the tall grasses and after waving, Xerox follows her.
Meanwhile, Marvin finds his Octillery and the Beedrill the Water
Pokemon's Octazookaed into submission. The magician's about to hurl the
Park Ball at the Beedrill, in the event that his Octillery doesn't want
to weaken any other Pokemon, but then recalls that fainted Pokemon are
not catchable. He glances around the tall grasses, then sees a small,
shiny green Pokemon. He assumes it's shining because it's a slimy Bug
Pokemon and he says, "Octillery, this time please just WEAKEN that
Pokemon!"
When Marvin points at the green Pokemon he spotted, his Octillery just
crosses two of his tentacles and replies, "Oct."
"Not cooperating, eh? Would you do it for a Houndoom Snack?" Marvin
conjurs up a small box of "Hooundom Snax," a food product that consists
of the remains of scorched Pokemon of varying shapes and sizes. He pulls
out a burnt Jigglypuff eyeball and shows it to his Pokemon.
The Octillery continues to cross two of his tentacles, but a third one
covers his mouth as if he's about to retch.
Marvin sighs, makes the box of snacks and the Jigglypuff eyeball
disappear, then comments, "It always works in the cartoons."
Elsewhere in the park, Famifax, who's just been disgusted by all the Bug
Pokemon she's run into thus far, spots a tiny pink Caterpie and squeals
since she's so happy, "Ooooooh, sis, c'mon, let's catch that Caterpie!
She's just soooo cute! Plus I can wear her on my shoulder like a fashion
accessory an' then all sorts of cute guys'll come up to me an' ask me
about her!"
"..." Xerox the Ditto glances up at her sister, "You no longer wish to
remain faithful to 'Drakey' now that you have informed your ex-boyfriend
about his existence?"
Famifax giggles and shakes her head, "Nah, Drakey rocks, but a girlie
likes gettin' attention, y'know! I'm totally 'faithful' like you put it
- like, I'd only dump Drakey if one a' those attention givers is lots
cuter than him! Fersure!"
Xerox rolls her eyes and proceeds to Transform into a copy of the tiny
pink Caterpie that Famifax wishes to catch.
"Like, what're you doing?" Famifax asks, "Why don'tcha turn into a
Charizard, sis?"
Xerox sighs then explains, "Firstly, you registered me in this contest
as a Ditto and I refuse to use my ability to Transform from memory since
it would give us an unfair advantage over other contestants. Secondly, I
have never committed the form of a Charizard to memory. Thirdly, we wish
to weaken the Caterpie, not Fire Blast it off the face of the Earth."
Noticing the Caterpie sweatdrop and crawl away upon hearing the last
thing Xerox said, the Ditto-turned Caterpie uses String Shot on the pink
Bug Pokemon, successfully slowing her down. Xerox then inches closer to
the Caterpie.
"Piiii!" The pink Caterpie shouts, then tries to Tackle her exact
duplicate even though she's covered with white string.
However, Xerox easily dodges the attack then mimics the Caterpie's
Tackle with one modification - it actually makes contact! The pink
Caterpie flies up a couple of feet then lands on her back. Before the
Bug Pokemon can get up, Xerox proceeds to Tackle her again, this time
knocking her back onto her six little feet. Noticing that the Caterpie
is too weak to immediately retaliate with a String Shot, Xerox says,
"Now, sister." When no Park Ball captures the pink Caterpie, Xerox asks,
"Sister?"
"Soo, like, are ya from around these parts?" Famifax is talking with a
short boy wearing a large red sweater who's holding the hand of a short
girl dressed in green who has a Ledian stuck on her head. When Xerox
yells out "SISTER!", it reminds her that she's in the middle of a
Pokemon capture, "Like, hold on one min, hon, I gotsta catch a Bug
Pokemon!" Famifax hurls her Park Ball at the woozy pink Caterpie just as
she uses String Shot on Xerox and the Bug Pokemon gets sucked in - the
Park Ball wobbles a few times, but when it announces "ding", Famifax
cheers and dances around for a moment, then asks, "Where was I?"
Meanwhile, Marvin snaps his fingers when he thinks up yet another
incentive, the tenth one in the past few minutes, to give his Octillery
for catching the shiny green Pokemon who's just sitting behind the tall
grasses, observing the magician, not feeling threatened whatsoever.
Marvin suggests, "Okay, Octillery, if you help me catch that Pokemon
hiding in the bushes, the next time I have a particularly beautiful
female assistant at one of my magic shows, I'll let you use your
tentacles to..."
"OCT!" Octillery shouts before Marvin can finish the thought since he
wants nothing to do with any of Marvin's magic shows.
Marvin sighs and slouches over, "Forget this. No wonder they put an age
limit on this Contest - some people are just too old to successfully
catch Bug Pokemon." He hurls his Park Ball over his shoulder, into the
bushes, then he hears the noise of a Pokemon being sucked into a
Pokeball followed by a "ding." Marvin parts open the tall grasses to see
a Park Ball resting where the shiny green Pokemon he wanted to catch
was. "Could it be that I've caught a Bug Pokemon by accident?" Marvin
releases the Pokemon he's just caught to examine it up close.
A small Pokemon that consists of a large eyeball surrounded by a shiny
green body shaped like the letter "N" appears. While Marvin's Octillery
recognizes that the Pokemon Marvin has just caught is an Unown, Marvin
still thinks it's a Bug Pokemon, even after it replies to Marvin's most
recent question by saying, "No."
"You mean I didn't catch you by acci-" Marvin pauses in mid-question,
then gasps and asks, "You can speak English?!"
The N-shaped Unown responds, "No."
Marvin blinks twice, then shrugs. After examining the shiny Unown, he
exclaims, "Hey, I could use you as a wand in my next magic show - the
amazing talking wand that denies its ability to talk!" He picks the
N-shaped Unown up and the Pokemon immediately Nuzzles up against him,
glad that it was caught by someone who's plans aren't evil like those of
the green-haired biker girl who tried to catch it earlier this week.
Marvin picks up his Park Ball and starts searching for the Ditto
Sisters, reluctantly followed by his Octillery, who can't believe that
Marvin's Unown is actually happy about its predicament.
-Marvin