Subject: [PW!] Beginning Of A New Era, Part 1
Date: 18 Mar 2003 00:32:50 -0800
From: asverner@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrusi)
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[Got a sharp memory? Some of you might be able to identify exactly
what this is about based on the title's similarity to the title of
something else. The rest of you will just have to wait until it is
made mindnumbingly obvious. :P I'm going to delay the relevant WGs
to avoid spoiling Part 2, but I *will* put them up.]
"Man, Sunflorida sucks."
The Electabuzz sipped his Hoppepsi, found it to be flat, and threw the
can away in disgust. A Beedrill flew out of nowhere, looked at the
soda, stung the Electabuzz, and flew away.
"Ow... Sure, this a nice place to go on vacation for a few days, but
living here?" the Electabuzz continued. "Hell. Absolute hell."
">Which very well might be where you find yourself next,<" said a
voice from behind him.
"Oh, for..." He turned around and saw--as he had feared--the
tigerlike form of Raikou. "Great, just what I need, a holy rant."
">Sarcasm will get you nowhere,<" Raikou replied. ">I gave a little
Elekid the power to communicate with humans... and what does he do in
response? He joins in the oppression of humans and Pokémon alike. I
expected better of you, Cyclonus.<"
"Hey, if it wasn't for me, that Andrew kid and some of those Pokémon
would have died!" complained Cyclonus.
">Hey, you can shut the we-have-no-idea-how-it-got-there up and listen
to me, or I can *blink* and you find yourself face to face with
Charisatan. I'm trying to act as a plot device here, and I can't do
that if you keep being an idiot.<"
Cyclonus opened his mouth to speak, but changed his mind almost
immediately.
">Much better. Now, as you might imagine, I'm a bit pissed at you for
abusing the power I gave you. But, you know, I'm not exactly Zapdos
with punishments. I'll forgive you if you'll go on a quest.<"
"Do I get to pick the quest?"
">No.<"
"Aww."
">It's not as if I set out to get you vindicated. It's something that
has to be done. You happened to be the Pokémon best suited for the
job.<"
"Oh? What do I have that every other freakish talking Pokémon
doesn't?"
">Experience with the Bomb Ball Bashers.<"
Cyclonus's jaw dropped, his eyes bulged, and his tail... you know
what? I have absolutely no idea what was up with his tail, but it
conveyed surprise and shock. After several minutes of deep
contemplative thought, he managed to grace the world with a "Whaaaaa?"
">Allow me to explain.<" In a flash, both Electric-types were in the
Dimension Of Empty Black Space Ideal For Exposition. Assorted random
images floated through the void which somehow helped make the
exposition more interesting.
">As you know, Pokémon differ from the other creatures of this
world--humans, for example--in many ways, not the least of which are
the control of elemental forces and the susceptibility to Pokéball
capture.
">What you don't know is why, and if you mention the term for a baby
Wobuffet I'll kill you. You see, the universe occasionally goes
through periods of great unrest. When Goddish created the Pokémon, He
did so during such a period. This gave Pokémon their unique
abilities... however, they came at a price.
">The next instability caused massive electrical discharges to and
from every Pokémon in the world, threatening to kill them all and wipe
out anything nearby. To save the Pokémon and the world, Goddish
created Volmagni, the first electric Pokémon.<"
"Never heard of it. Is that one of those 'ruby sapphire' Pokémon
people keep talking about that nobody seems to have seen yet?"
">No, now shut up and listen. The Volmagnis successfully absorbed the
excess electricity, saving life as we know it. There were some
Ratattas and Abras that remained electrically charged--the first
Pikachus and Electabuzzes.
">To ensure that the Volmagni race would survive to save the world
again, Goddish created the two gods Magnallah and Voltifer to lead
them along the path that would result in their continued existance.
As prophets of Magnallah and Voltifer, Goddish took a Fearow and a
Persian and elevated them, bestowing upon them electrical powers,
immortality, and invulnerability throught the PW! FAQ. They became
Zapdos and myself, respectively.<"
"PW! FAQ? What?"
">Long story. Anyway, Magnallah believed the individual was precious
above all else, whereas Voltifer thought the good of the whole should
be valued above that of any one Pokémon. Goddish had planned this
intentionally, so that they might balance one another, but His plan
backfired. Magnallah and Voltifer soon became fierce rivals,
competing for the favor of the Volmagnis.
">Eventually, the two had an argument--I have forgotten what it
was--which was brought before Goddish. He thought carefully, and
declared that Magnallah was correct in this case. Furious, Voltifer
rejected Goddish immediately and turned to Hellsprout, taking his
followers with him.
">You can probably guess the rest. The Volmagnis loyal to Magnallah
eventually became the race now known as Magnemite, and those who
followed Voltifer became the Voltorbs. Their rivalry never ceased; in
fact, the first Pokémon ever to use an electrical discharge as an
attack was a Magnemite, and Voltorb later became the first Pokémon to
evolve. As human industry flourished, the previously irregular,
Volmagni-like forms of the two races became smooth imitations of human
technology, and thus the Magnemites and Voltorbs--and the Magnetons
and Electrodes--of today were formed.<"
"That's nice and all, but what the hell does it have to do with me and
my quest?"
">I'm getting to that. You see, it was only though Goddish's power
that the Volmagnis were able to absorb all the electrical energy.
When Voltifer's followers left, they lost that power, and so although
all modern electric Pokémon can absorb a moderate amount of energy,
only Magnemite and Magneton are able to do so to the needed extent.
Which brings us to the problem.<"
"Which is?"
">The Voltorbs are currently winning the ongoing war between the
Volmagni descendants. The Magnemites will bounce back, so to speak,
but not soon enough. The next instability will come in three years,
and if nothing changes, there won't be enough Magnemites to absorb the
energy. And even if the Voltorbs were to rejoin Goddish by some
miracle, by giving up their magnetic foci in favor of greater speed,
they sacrificed their ability to channel energy efficiently enough to
do the job. In other words, the end of the world is approaching.<"
"So you came here to tell me we're all gonna die."
">No. I said there wouldn't be enough Magnemites *if nothing
changes*. With the assistance of an elite team of Pokémon with
experience and additional abilities, the Magnemites could turn the
proverbial tide and subsequently increase their numbers enough.<"
"Oh, I see. And you want me to lead this team?"
">Uh, yeah, that's about the size of it.<"
"Okay. Who else is on it?"
">Um...<"
"Anyone?"
">Er... no, not yet...<"
"Couldn't think of anyone else?"
">Well, there was this one Pokémon I was considering, but...<"
"Hey, any help's better than none."
">Okay, but remember, you asked for it.<" Raikou sighed, then roared
into the air. Lightning struck the ground in front of Cyclonus--not
instantly, but continuously. Sparks flew all over, and the bolt of
lightning widened, then abruptly blinked away, revealing the
diminuitive form of--
"You're kidding me." Cyclonus stared at the Pokémon in front of him.
"Pi chu!" the Pichu replied, not really meaning anything.
">His name is Crumplezone,<" Raikou stated in a very "must... not...
laugh... at his... misfortune" tone.
"That sounds stupid, yet seems oddly appropriate for some reason."
Cyclonus pondered this a bit and was interrupted by Crumplezone's
chattering.
">Crumplezone may seem small and weak, but deep within he posesses
unimaginable power. I myself orchestrated his birth; he will grow in
strength quickly, and naturally learn techniques other Pokémon must be
taught with human assistance.
He will prove invaluable to your cause.<"
"Uh... thanks, I guess," Cyclonus said, a bit confused. He picked up
the Pichu. "The big cat says you're powerful, and you know what?
You're cute too. (Crumplezone giggled.) Yes you are. Yes you are!"
">Okay... um... I guess that's it. You need to find some more
partners to assist you on your mission, then get started. And
quickly. There's little time available.<"
"Right. And I think I know just where to start. An old... friend...
of mine is living nearby on Cinnabar Island."
">Ah, good, then. Well... er... good luck.<" And Raikou disappeared
in an unnecessarily large flash.
Cyclonus thought for a minute, then looked at Crumplezone. "I never
thought I'd get to say this, little guy, but... welcome to the Bomb
Ball Bashers."
TBC
[Author's notes: Yes, that's the return of the BBB! I really had
intended never to come back to that again, but after seeing that
Magnemite kept his old number, I couldn't resist. The specific
beliefs of the two gods were chosen because they explain why Voltorbs
blow up and Magnemites don't. I had lots of fun writing this story,
mainly because I always wanted to explain *why* Magnemites and
Voltorbs don't get along--and why they have so much in common. And
for those of you baffled by Crumplezone's name, that's the name of the
Mini-Con that comes with Armada Cyclonus.]
-Andrusi &&
Sanity not included.