From: Chet Weaver - Burn Up and Go! (nichirasu@hotmail.com)
Subject: [PW!][SC][R1] One-'Mon Skarmory!
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Date: 2003-12-03 16:42:44 PST
"Well, anything?"
Smasher's Larvitar, Big Time, just slumps down on the rock he's sitting on and
sighs. His trainer follows suit in a more exasperated manner. The entire
purpose for Smasher's journey through Johto was to collect enough badges to take
Big Time to his native habitat of Mt. Silver. Now at the Silver Conference,
he's found that the depressed Larvitar's mood hasn't been elevated by noticable
margin.
"It figures," Smasher says. "I don't know what I have to do to make you happy.
Not that it'd help much for the Silver Conference. Even if I could cheer you
up, there's no way I can train you to be on par with the rest of my team before
the tournament ends."
Big Time doesn't respond. He just continues staring at his feet.
"I didn't mean to harsh you or anything," Smasher continues. "I'm just a little
frustrated, I guess. There'll be other tournaments, and by then you'll be
kicking butt with the best of 'em! But for now just sit back and watch your
number-one trainer do what he does best. And don't worry about the
Psychic-types. Shuriken's got all the resistance I'll need for now. Right,
Shuriken?"
Shuriken the skateboarding Starmie, ignoring Smasher's prompting, skates up to
Big Time and communicates a reassuring telepathic message to him. The rock-type
sighs and a moment later says, "Lar, larvitar lar."
"Okay," Smasher says unenthusiastically. "I've got to prepare for my match.
When you're ready, meet me in the green room."
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Round One of the Silver Conference!" the
announcer greeted over the PA. "The first match-up will be between Derek Fisher
and Smasher from Lavender Town in Kanto! The match will begin once the trainers
take their places. Funny, it looks as if Voltorbs have lined up on either side
of the green trainer's entrance. What could this be about?"
Loud music began to thump its way out of the green entrance. Smasher soon
followed, grooving his way on to the field to the tune of the boombox he was
holding. The Voltorbs immediately Self-Destructed in unison, flinging Smasher
face-first to his box in a shower of electronic parts and completely ruining his
entrance.
"My boombox!" Smasher exclaimed shortly before his skateboard slammed into his
Marowak-skull helmet.
"A otherwise spectactular entrance goes up in smoke - literally - due to bad
timing!" the announcer declared. "Hopefully, this extreme-sport enthusiast from
the East has better-trained team than that! Those of you with good memories may
vaguely recall Smasher washing out early in the semi-finals of the Indigo League
tournament a couple years ago! Is this botched entrance a sign of history
repeating itself?"
"Not if I can help it," muttered Smasher as he and Shuriken gathered up the
parts of his shattered stereo while his opponent made his entrance.
To be continued...?