From: Steffan Alun (ic3duck@hotmail.com)
Subject: [PW!] PHOOM contemplates the PHUTURE!
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2003-12-17 18:15:40 PST
"The Silver Conference is well underway!" announced an announcer on a
television. Phenomelous Marvaleon, known by all his friends simply as
Phoom, was watching television. How he was managing this when he lived on
the streets is an awesome tale, but it's so good that I can't do it justice
here. It'll be published with some other appendices in a book when I die,
by my son who gathered all the information from notes and suchlike. Then,
when a film is made of this particular story, bits of the tale of how Phoom
came about the television will be put on for the extended version of the
DVD.
Phoom had considered going to the Silver Conference. However, there was a
problem. Phoom had three exceptionally powerful Pokémon. However, he had
only been known to viewers for a couple of hours. As such, he stood no
chance of winning. This fact contradicted the fact that Phoom won every
battle he battled. It was the age-old problem of an immovable object coming
up against an irresistable force. Phoom had the odd sensation of feeling
that, in spite of sense and logic, everyone was cheering on the immovable
object. Because of this, Phoom had decided not to participate in the
Conference.
This begged a few questions, though. What could Phoom do with his future?
After all, there were only so many times he could pull off a cool mission or
save some lives before he needed a sufficiently evil villain to face, and
that wasn't possible with the current WG limit. The alternatives didn't
seem too good either. Meeting OTHER people? Who in their right minds would
interact with Phoom? They'd appear uncool by default, and NOBODY wants
that.
There was one alternative.
PokéWars!: Phenomelous Marvaleon
"PHOOM contemplates the PHUTURE!"
Steffan Alun
No, wait. That wouldn't work.
TBC?