From: Rob (robfrompw@yahoo.com) Subject: [PW!] [NC] PHOOM meets his PHOOMATCH! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2003-12-17 20:15:23 PST "Steffan Alun" <ic3duck@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:brr2k9$6j97r$1@ID-189856.news.uni-berlin.de... > This begged a few questions, though. What could Phoom do with his future? > After all, there were only so many times he could pull off a cool mission or > save some lives before he needed a sufficiently evil villain to face, and > that wasn't possible with the current WG limit. The alternatives didn't > seem too good either. Meeting OTHER people? Who in their right minds would > interact with Phoom? They'd appear uncool by default, and NOBODY wants > that. > > There was one alternative. > > No, wait. That wouldn't work. > > TBC? The answer Phoom was looking for comes crashing through the window in the Cerulean alleyway Phoom was thinking in two minutes ago from now. The window was very nice until it broke. It did cost 15000 monetary units to make and everyone who saw the window liked it very much - everyone liked Phoom more, but the window was a close second. It was the best window in Cerulean, but now it was broken and it is priceless so it couldn't be repaired even if someone wanted to repair it and many people would want to in the future. Even Phoom liked looking at the window until it broke, but now Phoom liked looking at what came through the window more - the beautiful woman with orange hair who broke the window on her way out of a building that was on fire that she rescued babies from. Xinam gives the 3 babies she saved to a guy who walks by the alley and tells him to take them to their houses. She was going to take them herself but the moment she saw Phoom she fell in love and didn't want to take them herself because she wanted to talk to Phoom because he's so attractive. "Hi, I'm Xinam. I love you." Xinam said. Phoom said "Cool." Phoom was happy to find his one true love because that's the only thing that was missing in his life up until he just found her. Phoom had been so busy being a hero that he had forgotten to find love. But now he found it so that made him happy. That is what he needed and was missing until now and he didn't know it until Xinam showed up. "Want to get married?" Phoom asked. "Sure!" Xinam said. Long story short (I've got other posts to write and a few months left to archive, after all), Phoom got married to Xinam and they had babies of their own and their babies were trained to be as cool as Phoom and Xinam by Omega the mystical master of the art of coolness. Everything was going good for our heroes until the zombie of Jake the Fake (who had been shot) came to see them looking just like Phoom but Phoom and Xinam weren't fooled by the disguise. "I'm here to eat your babies." Jake the Fake said, now not talking on behalf of Steffan anymore. "Oh no you don't." Phoom and Xinam said and they beat him up and Xinam banished him to the realm of nothingness because Xinam was a wizardress and she knew how to do that. "thx Xinam." Phoom said. "np." Xinam said then started making out with Phoom. Then, 2 years later after much more making out, Hal who was the personification of the PW! FAQ and still is came to pay them a visit and he said "This story has nothing to do with Pokemon. You haven't even mentioned a single Pokemon since the start." "What's Pokemon?" Xinam asked. "Oh dear." Hal shakes his head. "It's a good thing this story is NC. The other Phoom stories should have been NC too, in my humble opinion." Realizing that Hal was evil, Phoom sends out his Dragonite and told him to use all the moves he knows to defeat Hal. 5 hours later, Hal is unconscious but Phoom's Dragonite isn't tired at all. Phoom turns to the camera and said "How's that for having something to do with Pokemon?" Everyone there laughs at how witty Phoom is, especially Xinam. Phoom and Xinam live happily ever after and their babies, who are now adults, carry on their legacy with pride. -Xinam