From: Steffan Alun (ic3duck@hotmail.com) Subject: Re: [PW!] [NC] PHOOM meets his PHOOMATCH! Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Date: 2003-12-20 12:01:09 PST "Rob" <robfrompw@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:6b224449.0312172015.7fc3e60e@posting.google.com... > > This begged a few questions, though. What could Phoom do with his future? > > After all, there were only so many times he could pull off a cool mission or > > save some lives before he needed a sufficiently evil villain to face, and > > that wasn't possible with the current WG limit. The alternatives didn't > > seem too good either. Meeting OTHER people? Who in their right minds would > > interact with Phoom? They'd appear uncool by default, and NOBODY wants > > that. > > The answer Phoom was looking for comes crashing through the window in > the Cerulean alleyway Phoom was thinking in two minutes ago from now. > The window was very nice until it broke. It did cost 15000 monetary > units to make and everyone who saw the window liked it very much - > everyone liked Phoom more, but the window was a close second. [NS: Thank GOD this an NC thread. The window's safe! Anyone own the WG to the window yet?] > Even Phoom liked looking at > the window until it broke, but now Phoom liked looking at what came > through the window more - the beautiful woman with orange hair who > broke the window on her way out of a building that was on fire that > she rescued babies from. > > Xinam gives the 3 babies she saved to a guy who walks by the alley and > tells him to take them to their houses. She was going to take them > herself but the moment she saw Phoom she fell in love and didn't want > to take them herself because she wanted to talk to Phoom because he's > so attractive. > > "Hi, I'm Xinam. I love you." Xinam said. > > Phoom said "Cool." In Phoom's mind, some stuff was going on. The stuff in question wasn't really worth mentioning, but Phoom's author liked to add in lines of clarification to other people's work. > Long story short (I've got other posts to write and a few months left > to archive, after all), Phoom got married to Xinam and they had babies > of their own and their babies were trained to be as cool as Phoom and > Xinam by Omega the mystical master of the art of coolness. Omega looked like a cross between Gandalf, Dumbledore and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Just because. > Then, 2 years later after much more making out, Hal who was the > personification of the PW! FAQ and still is came to pay them a visit > and he said "This story has nothing to do with Pokemon. You haven't > even mentioned a single Pokemon since the start." > > "What's Pokemon?" Xinam asked. > > "Oh dear." Hal shakes his head. "It's a good thing this story is NC. > The other Phoom stories should have been NC too, in my humble > opinion." Hal was beaten to death by Phoom, who was most put out by this comment. However, realising that this story had already been written by another author, Hal came back to life. NC threads are fun. > Realizing that Hal was evil, Phoom sends out his Dragonite and told > him to use all the moves he knows to defeat Hal. > > 5 hours later, Hal is unconscious but Phoom's Dragonite isn't tired at > all. Phoom turns to the camera and said "How's that for having > something to do with Pokemon?" It was at this point that Phoom realised the limitations of having two authors writing in different tenses. [NS: I don't believe there's anything in the non-NC Phoom threads that ruins any degree of enjoyment for anyone else, or breaks any kind of rule, and as such, is there any reason that I should write them as NC stories? Please clarify this.] Steffan