From: Adrian Tymes (wingcat@pacbell.net)
Subject: [PW!][SC] Match 6: Something Very Fishy
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2003-12-01 21:53:09 PST
"And for our fift-err, *sixth* match today, we have a
potential upset! Whirl Cup second placer Aerie in the
green corner, versus the up-and-coming Trent Rembrandt
in the red! How fast can Trent mop the floor with
yesterday's news? We'll see!"
'Aerie' looked up at the announcer's box with
incredulity. What *had* Dee's daughter been up to
all this time?
"How appropriate, folks! Yesterday's news gets to be
spread on a sandbox!" The arena floor slid away,
soon replaced with a fresh field of rocks, along with
a fresh referee who had ridden to her post on the new
turf. "Trent will choose his pokemon first. Watch
closely, folks, since this might be the only motion
Trent has to make during the entire fight."
Trent looked carefully at his opponent, unable to pick
up her scent from across the arena. "Is this the
imposter, or the real deal? Hmm. I might find out
during the fight, but I need someone I can do without
until then."
"Sand," the black-spiked sandslash at his right
offered.
"Exactly. Graveler, I choose you!"
"An excellent choice," the announcer beamed. "A rock
pokemon for a rock field. Reviewing her previous
performance, Aerie might as well toss in a magikarp
for all the chance she has."
The purple-haired one glanced right, seeing the crowd
cheering the announcer's announcements. She glanced
left, seeing an expectant look from the ref. She
glanced down at the pokeball in her hand, noting the
irony of having to use the tool she had once fought so
hard to ban for cases like this. "Please forgive me,
but it was the only way to sneak you in here." Rather
than tossing the ball in, she thumbed its button...and
crushed it almost before it had completely disgorged
its contents, freeing the forming pokemon from its
control. She might use them for transport, but she
would be DAMNED if she was going to use it to force
another pokemon to fight on her behalf. That the
pokemon in the arena would be forced to fight now
anyway was almost a technicality.
Having closed her eyes to help fight off the bad
feelings having used a pokeball left in her heart
anyway, it was her ears that heard the crowd's
near-silence, followed by the announcer's,
"Umm...I...didn't mean that literally."
She had expected some surprise. But this had been
the real Aerie's pokemon at the Whirl Cup. And a
great white magikarp, large enough to literally fill
the arena, had certain advantages. For example, both
Trent's Graveler and the referee had been buried
beneath its mass.
Up in the stands, said real Aerie was on the edge of
her seat, while her companions held their noses.
"Ae'ie, 'ow 'an 'o' *'TAN"* tha' smell?" Keaton
wondered.
"By turning off my nose," she replied as if it was the
most obvious thing in the world. "Can't you?"
"NO."
Aerie shook her head. "Right, sorry, I forgot.
Anyway, everyone's distracted right now. Time for
phase two." She headed for the stairs, eagerly
followed by two siblings looking forward to moving
upwind of the stench of semi-frozen magikarp.
Trent backed away instinctively, reaching the safety
of the overhang he had entered from before the
materializing magikarp could bury him. "Graveler!
Can you hear me?" As the magikarp started flopping
like a magikarp out of water, he thought he saw
glimpses of the gray rocks of his pokemon amidst the
dusty brown of the field's rocks, along with the legs
of the referee sliding up and down the wall she was
pinned to.
The crowd roared, and Trent soon saw why: the ref's
arm with the red flag had popped over the magikarp,
signalling Graveler's defeat. Trent held up
Graveler's pokeball, but was unable to get a clear
shot. "Great. He'll have to come back on his own.
Vertigo, go!" Another pokeball spat forth another
beam of red, which happened to intersect the water
pokemon's mouth and travel down its gullet.
"What an interesting play, folks! Our microphones
confirm, Trent has chosen Exeggutor, who he has
materialized inside this monster magikarp! Will he
be able to-WHAT'S THIS?!?!? The referee is already
signalling Exeggutor's defeat! For a washed-up
has-been, Aerie is showing impressive speed in this
contest!"
In truth, said referee had heard none of this, and
was just fighting for air. She held onto her flags
with the devotion of duty, trying to climb towards the
light. The light looked so inviting just then, almost
as if her spirit could detatch from her body and just
float into it.
Trent palmed his forehead. "Ashura, get on top of it
and dig in!"
"Slash!" Ashura deftly climbed onto the magikarp,
whose thrashing was starting to slow down. One quick
walk to the center later, he did exactly as Trent had
commanded, boring a red hole in the snow-white mass of
scales. He soon disappeared from view, leaving a
trail of karp guts behind him, then the red flag
popped up and waved a third time.
"UNBELIEVABLE! Trent is defeated, three to nothing!
Could it be that Aerie is making a comeback?"
Resolving once again to find out what had earned the
announcer's enmity, 'Aerie' raised her mint-condition
ultra ball to recapture the magikarp - then spun 180
degrees, unused ball still in hand, just in time to
catch a glint from the darkness. Someone was clearly
there, but whoever it was, was hiding perfectly from
the ditto's senses. "Hello?"
"How dare you," came a growled whisper.
'Aerie' narrowed her eyes, trying to peer into the
unusually dark shadows. "Excuse me?"
"Doppler. You would steal your own daughter's
identity, just because you could no longer deal with
your own? And then ruin her image by becoming a
wannabe superhero, going against everything you once
wanted your daughter to stand for? In the name of
Aerie, I WILL PUNISH YOU!"
The speech had its intended effect. Dee stood there,
unbelieving, as a Hyper Beam blasted the ditto
presently-girl into the sky above the arena, closely
followed by a half-ditto girl flying under her own
power.
TBC?
[NS: In-joke - Rob's initial email said Aerie vs.
Trent was match 5.]