From: Adrian Tymes (wingcat@pacbell.net)
Subject: Re: [PW] The Trouble with Tribbles, I Mean Nincadas
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2003-08-12 23:35:21 PST
[NS: Gaah, just when everything's going well, and I get months of
no dropped posts so I think the problem's been dealt with...
Anyway, with any *further* ado... ^_^;]
Tekaider (Chet Weaver) wrote:
> "You will not go any further," said several more Pokemon as they emerged from
> both directions.
>
> "I get the feeling that they don't want us to go any further," Aerie commented.
>
> "Well, that's just too bad," Keaton said, drawing his sword. "Because we're
> crashin' this party!"
>
> "I'm with you," Kitsu said, drawing his sword.
>
> "Then let the battle be joined," Jordan said. He armed his bow and arrow as he
> shifted even more into half-Houndoom form.
>
> "Rush, Shuriken, it's time to get extreme!" Smasher announced, letting out his
> Arcanine and addressing his Starmie.
>
> In response, the surrounding Pokemon shifted into more humanoid forms.
>
> "They mean business," Jordan said.
>
> "Then let's do it!" Keaton called out.
"Hmm." Aerie's brow furrowed in concentration. "Confined space, lots
of targets...Kitsu, Keaton! Second pillar and wait for it!"
Keaton shot Aerie a confused look, but Kitsu smiled and clung to the
second pillar on her right. Keaton took the hint and stepped to the
second pillar on his left, as Jordan let loose his first arrow.
Which bounced off a Wobbuffet, spun on its return flight, and managed
to embed itself in Aerie's heart.
It was inconvenient that Smasher's eyes widened at that, for that meant
his eyes took in more light from the "HYPER BEEEEEAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!" that
arced out to the third pillar in front of them and filled the hallway
from there on.
When the light faded, most of the opposing pokemon were still standing,
albeit singed. Only the pikachu had fainted.
"Wide shot, low power," Aerie apologized while catching her breath, by
means of distracting her targets long enough for Keaton and Kitsu to
spring into action.
Whatever doubts they may have had about knowing the ways of the sword
would have been utterly dispelled by a videotape of the next several
moments, had anyone been recording them. They danced among the enemy,
slashing everywhere they went and avoiding what few return blows came
close. It almost seemed like a ballet when they leapt in unison over
the middle of the horde, giving time for Rush and Shiruken to unleash a
wheel of fire spinning around a bolt of pure psychic energy. Jordan,
meanwhile, took whatever shots he could, concentrating on anyone about
to attack Kitsu - or, occasionally, anyone about to attack Keaton.
Aerie, having noticed the person stumbling around behind her, took a
moment to blow some ice-cold mist into Smasher's eyes; after his
blinking subsided, he saw that he could see again.
"Look at them go!" Rush enthused. "These eyes haven't seen anything
so fine since..."
"So *sloppy*," Aerie snorted, yanking the arrow out of her torso.
"We're good; they stink. Look, see how that wobbuffet's just getting in
the way of the entire right third? That's what you get for using
untrained conscripts. If our enemy was half-serious, this might
actually be a fight."
Smasher looked at her. "Are you sure we've never met? I could swear
I've met you before."
"Ask me after we're done here." Aerie pounded the floor, sending an
earthquake towards the brawl ahead of them just as Keaton and Kitsu
leapt again.
"Hey, chica!" growled Rush as he got back to his feet. "Warn us before
you do that again!"
"Oops, sorry, I forgot that one doesn't just hurt who you're aiming at."
She smiled for a moment, then yelled, "Hey, Keaton! Big blue club,
three o'clock!"
Keaton looked to his right, spied the nervous - and so far unhurt -
wobbuffet standing there, grinned like a maniac, picked it up, and began
striking around him like a demonic baseball player. The blue pokemon
continued to remain nearly impervious to damage, to the great pain and
misery of its fellows. [1]
With the large swaths of enemies thus hurled into the walls with each
swing, it did not take long for most of the hallway to be cleared. The
sides were lined with barely-moving and unmoving pokemon; the few who
evaded Keaton's power smashes were quickly knocked out by Kitsu.
Constantly keeping its defenses up was rather draining on the
unfortunate weapon, and worse, Keaton could feel it; just as its barrier
dropped, Keaton tossed it in the air gently, letting it come down
straight into his upwards punch. "WOBBA Wooobbbbaaaa... *ding*" could
soon be heard from the new hole in the roof.
"Now *that* was extreme!" Smasher enthused as the group walked up to the
two sheathing their swords. "I mean-"
"Boast when we're safe," Aerie interrupted. "It's a safe bet that
wizard knows we're here, and if I were him I'd just collapse this tunnel
in on us - failed minions included. It'd be the evil thing to do."
She nodded to a door ahead, at the limit of their vision. "Past that
door, right?"
"Yes," Jordan confirmed.
Aerie smiled, cracking her knuckles and stretching her palms in the
door's direction. "Ladies first. HYPER BEAM!" One U-shaped light show
later, they charged the rubble where the door, not to mention the wall
and roof above the door, used to be, now open to the sky and sunlight.
[2]
TBC?
[1] For those who have played SSBM, imagine being armed with the bat
while surrounded by a mosh pit of opponents. Brainwashed-zombie-slow
opponents, if you're worried about counterattacks. For anyone else,
basic equation: super strength, plus a weapon tough enough to be swung
at full force for said super strength without breaking.
[2] Motto of certain modern adventurers: "When we go through a dungeon,
we go *through* a dungeon." ^_^