Subject: Re: [PW!] Thoughts and Wanderings
Date: 05 Feb 2003 19:38:48 GMT
From: jsolano199@aol.comlink (Jose L. Solano)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
>"Psy duck psy!" Psyduck explained. "Psyduck duck psypsyduck psyduck sy!"
>
>"What'd it say?" Lynkeru asked.
>
>"Either that someone bought it and set it free, or Little Timmy's fallen down
>the well," Yolei replied. "My Psyduckese's a bit rusty."
>
>"Well, here's your Psychic, then," Lynkeru said. "Are you going to use it?"
>
>"Beggars can't be choosers," Yolei said. "But one good slushee should make
>it
>more than a formidable match for any Fighter. Let's go find a convenience
>store!"
"Hm? What's this?" Trent said to himself. He was only a short distance away
from Yolei and Lynkeru ("What were their names again?" Trent thought) and
watched them from a secret location behind a large rock.
"Alright, what Pokemon do I have... Kurt and that damn Kabuto," Trent
thought to himself. "What do they have? A Psyduck and that damn Unow... wait a
minute... do they still have the Unown? I thought the Ditto-girl took them...
wait, who has them all now? I'm so lost! Dammit Mimic, why did you have to play
these weird mind tricks on me? I can't risk attacking them just yet if they
have that Unown..."
"You could ask them," Kurt said.
"Wha-?!?!"
"I AM an Abra, you know."
"You could warn me!" Trent yelled at him. "I'm not going to ask two girls I
attacked if they have a Shiny Unown, especially if they do!"
"Try anyway. I can teleport you away."
"No, it's not my style. They're not that far. I can probably shoot them from
here... well, maybe one, the other would get startled and run. Now which one
has the Unown?"
"I believe it's the one with the glasses," Kurt said.
"So she DOES have it?" Trent asked the psychic.
"I don't know, but if you're going to shoot one, I'd prefer it if she were
your victim."
"Alright, here goes..." Trent pulled the trigger and the girls screamed.
However, neither fell. They looked around, wondering what had happened. Trent
looked for any sign of the bullet anywhere, and he found it.
"DAMMIT!" Trent yelled. He had shot a random Krabby's claw off. The Krabby
didn't panic, but scuttled back into the water with a strange walk. "Cover's
blown. Time to move!" Trent ran out from behind the rock, but he tripped on
another Krabby before he could do anything. He was too far for Yolei and
Lynkeru to notice immediately, and they were already walking away.
"Dammit."
Jose L. Solano
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A devious, degenerate defender of the devil
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"You should not be so fat."