From: "Adrian Tymes" <wingcat@pacbell.net> Subject: Re: [PW!] Cover Your Ash Date: Thursday, June 03, 2004 1:26 AM >> [NS: Well, I hope that was worth the price of admission. I was going to >> do Ninja Turtles, but then I thought this might be funnier.] [NS: You almost had both. Just replace the tonfa with a bo, and give Kenny two swords. Now, that said...a South Park reference and Kenny lives? This must be corrected.] William Rendfeld wrote: >>"Ha! Those othah guys may have run off like a bunch of pussies, but Ah, >>Bullrog, Destroyah of Dirty Hippies, will kill all you guys with mah >>amazing ninja powah of invisibilitah!" the fat one said, quickly >>shedding his ninja outfit. "Nah you see me... Nah you don't! Ha! Now >>Ah'm totallah invisibah, you jackasses!" >> >>"No, now you're totallah naked," Keaton noted. Kitsu covered Aerie's eyes. Aerie tried to pry Kitsu's hand away, but only got her still-regenerating optic instrument free before the naked ninja departed. > With a grateful sigh, Cass removed her hands from her eyes. "Well, this was > constructive." > > "And we've emerged victorious!" Aerie cried, proudly displaying the hard-won > helmet. "Now, on to Fallarbor!" Before the group got more than five steps towards the town in the distance, another ninja, somewhat older, dropped from the trees. As all present assumed battle stances, he bowed. "I apologize for the rudeness of my students. I offer proof that they have been disciplined." The ninja master pulled out Kenny's severed head. Cass struggled heroically not to vomit. Derek was caught off-guard, but quickly recovered - until he saw the stone cold looks on Keaton's, Kitsu's, and Aerie's faces. Kitsu let silence hang in the air for a few seconds, then declared, "That...was unnecessary." "My apologies," the elder ninja replied. "I recognize the lineage of your young companion. I assumed her attitude was similar to her father's, and so would want to see the same proof." "Liar," Aerie spat. One of the ninja's hidden eyebrows raised. "What have I said that is false?" "Doppler never believed in wasting resources like that. You taught him that." She folded her arms. "Go away, MewTwo." Ninja garb and severed head faded away like the illusion they were. #There is hope for you yet. Perhaps I shall not have to intervene.# And then the psychic pokemon faded away too, although more rapidly. Derek blinked. "Is he going to follow us around now?" "I hope not," Aerie sighed. "And I really hope he doesn't decide to team up with Sabrina." The ash-choked sky was brighter than all their thoughts just then. TBC?