From: "MechaGojira - (Witty Phrase)" <jorgenospam@rocketpunch.net> Subject: [PW!][NC] The Earth Destruction Initiative Date: Tuesday, February 10, 2004 6:52 PM A cat-like white figure appears within a black abyss. "Yo." It's Mewtwo. "How ya doin', PokéWars! readers? I'm a Mewtwo. That's right, 'a' Mewtwo. You'd think Mewtwo was unique, but there's actually eight of us floating around out there. Nine if you count our cousin Eddie "Deoxys" Williams. We don't like to talk about him. He looks...funny. Anywho, I'm a Mewtwo, but you can call me Lugia. That's right, my name is Lugia. Like the bird... thing. Oh well. Anyway, call me Lugia. Well, my full name is Pikachu Franklin Lugia, but I think Lugia sounds cooler. Keeping that in mind, I'd..." "Hey, calm down. I'd only like to jot down your more interesting traits. This name stuff isn't any good for an opener." Floating in a plaid, black and neon green lawn chair, Dan Ando appears, pen in hand... and notepad in other hand. "I don't know you. Wait.... Dan. Dan B Ando." "Yeah. That's me. Do you like any kind of meat?" "I'm a vegan." "Oh. Ohhh, I'm so sorry." Dan scratches the back of his head. "It's fine." The Mewtwo crosses his legs suggestively. "I had no idea. So... you, uh..." "Oh... my! Look, Dan!" Lugia points upward, behind Dan. "Wait, let me get some questions first." "No, really, look!" The Mewtwo points again. "Hold on! If you were a Pokémon, which Pok--" "It's a MONSTER, DAN! AND I THINK HE MIGHT BE..... evil!" Dan turns around, the void they were in turns into downtown Tokyo. In the skies, a giant Aerodactyl sprays the skyscrapers with flames. "Snap." Dan says. Snap indeed. "Dan, I think you should do your thing." "My...thi-- how do you know? You've never even been to my site." "Not THAT thing.. although I do find the camshows to be amusing... but do the HERO thing now! Or else we're all doomed! All of PW! DOOOOOOMED! DOOMED!" "DOOMED!?" "DOOMED!" "My God, if I don't save the people... no one will! They'll be DOOMED!" "DOOMED!" "...DOOMED!?" "DOOOOOMED!" "I can't sit here and wait, they'll all be DOOMED!!!" The massive, fearful Aerodactyl flies above the Tokyo skyline, taking down skyscrapers and setting the streets ablaze, much to Dan and Lugia's dismay. Dan reaches into his bright orange parka, pulling out a small golden rod. It is a scepter with two Ho-Oh wings pointing upward. Between the wings rests a clear, white crystal, which glows as Dan thrusts his arm into the sky. The two wings spread open, covering Dan in a white light, and changing his size to massive proportions. Dan emerges as a titanic defender of justice, a red and silver hero and helper of humanity... "SHWAH!" He is... Ultradan! Ultradan takes a fighting stance, hunching over slightly with both arms in front of him. He shuffles his feet across the ground, as if waiting on the monster. Also, the Aerodactyl is now a Blastoise. A giant Blastoise which flies like a UFO. And shoots water, like a Blastoise. Lugia scuttles across the ground, finding an old fighter jet in a parking plaza. "I'll just hop into this fighter jet that materialized out of nowhere," the brave Mewtwo comments, "and provide useless fire support to Ultradan for all of five minutes." The fighter jet bombards the angry Blastoise with tiny missiles, before being incinerated by a ball of water from the giant turtle's mouth. The bioengineered wonder-cat ejects with only a moment to spare, saving his own life...but jettisoning into the horizon. "Ultradan! You are... the only hope... for... Kanto!" The massive Blastoise turns his sights on our hero, Ultradan. Can this new hero defeat the vile monster? Will his powers with an unexplained time limit expire before he can win? Is PW! DOOMED!? *THUD* *THUD* But wait!? Who is this *MYSTERY* ally of justice who hopes to aid Ultradan? TBC!!!!1 -- MechaGojira #28 http://www.rocketpunch.net jorge[at]rocketpunch[dot]net