From: "Chet Weaver - YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" <> Subject: Re: [PW!][NC] The Earth Destruction Initiative Date: Wednesday, February 11, 2004 7:43 PM MechaGojira - (Witty Phrase) wrote: > "Newton P. Haights" <> wrote in message > news:c0dii8$14qgfq$ > >>"Chet Weaver - YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" <> wrote in > > message > >>news:c0ci80$13tmn7$ >> >>>Jose L. Solano wrote: >>> >>> >>>>>"Ultradan! You are... the only hope... for... Kanto!" >>>>> >>>>>The massive Blastoise turns his sights on our hero, Ultradan. Can this >> >>new >> >>>>>hero defeat the vile monster? Will his powers with an unexplained time >> >>limit >> >>>>>expire before he can win? Is PW! DOOMED!? >>>>> >>>>>*THUD* *THUD* >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>But wait!? Who is this *MYSTERY* ally of justice who hopes to aid >> >>Ultradan? >> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>Several miles away, too far for him to really know what's going on, >> >>Trent >> >>>>stands on the roof of some building with a dagger that is also a > > flute. > >>He >> >>>>plays a snappy tune on it! >>>> >>>>A GIANT ROBOT SANDSLASH RISES OUT OF THE SEA IN A COMPLETELY ARBITRARY >> >>SPOT. >> >>>>"Let us help Ultradan!" Trent shouts heroically. He jumps towards the >> >>GIANT >> >>>>ROBOT SANDSLASH, except it turns out he's about a mile away from it > > and > >>since >> >>>>he can't jump more than a few feet, he just falls off the building and >> >>dies. >> >>>>What should have been Ultradan's new ally has gone out of control now >> >>that its >> >>>>master is dead! GIANT ROBOT SANDSLASH charges blindly at Ultradan. >>>> >>>>Also, he was magically teleported to the place where Ultradan is. >>>> >>> >>>GIANT ROBOT SANDSLASH's blind, Ultradan-oriented charge comes to a >>>sudden halt when the ground shakes. A giant, purple robot with big arms >>>and no head and apparently made from some sort of crystal erupts from >>>below the streets. Smasher, dressed in a snappy, black suit, uses the >>>grappling hook from his watch to quickly ascend the mighty mecha and >>>swings into a handy entry port. >>> >>>"It's showtime, Big Ohki!" Smasher declares as he hops into the pilot's >>>seat. The phrase, "Cast in the name of Goddish... ye not guilty," >>>scrolls across a monitor in front of him. "...And ACTION!" >> >>Big Ohki lines up for a punch, when suddenly GIANT ROBOT SANDSLASH's >>anti-rampage measures take effect. It suddenly stops charging, and >>teleports back to its COMPLETELY ARBITRARY SPOT. >> >>Big Ohki's punch hits empty air, and Smasher rattles around in the > > mechanism > >>as it crashes to the ground, taking out several random extras. >> >>***Meanwhile, in some other COMPLETELY ARBITRARY TOWN, lets say >>CELADON...*** >> >>"...AND LUCKILY FOR ULTRADAN, THE _GIANT_ROBOT_SANDSLASH_ HAS JUST >>DISAPPEARED MIDRAMPAGE! HE STILL STANDS A CHANCE!" >> >>Andrew O'Reilly watches the newscast from the television set in the window >>of the department store. The scene, while definitely action-filled and > > full > >>of suspense for most, doesn't interest him. Ever-optimistic, he knows > > it'll > >>all work out in the end. He shrugs. >> >>"Meh." >> > > > Oblivious the the happenings around him in the city of Tokyo, (in the grand > state of Kanto, Canada) Ultradan focuses on the task at hand: stopping the > giant Blastoise before he harms any innocents. Ultradan makes a mad dash for > the turtle Pokémon, tackling the behemoth and grappling his rugged shell. > The Blastoise sprays Ultradan with high pressure blasts of water, but they > are not enough to overcome the silver and crimson sentinel of justice, who > tries to wrestle the monster to the ground. As they struggle for several > minutes, Ultradan's Color Timer, the blue sphere on his chest, begins > blinking red! Ultradan is running low on power, and if he does not finish > the monster off now, he will surely perish! Ultradan looks at the Color > Timer, realizing that his methods are ineffective. He then remembers that he > has lasers. > > > Powerful lasers, lasers at least a billion ZILLION times better than hand to > hand combat. > > > Maybe even TWO billion zillion times better! > > With no time to spare, the silver and red hero charges his Ultradan Red Hot > Special Laser, only to have his Color Timer blink for the final time! The > guardian of peace falls to his knees, and then to the ground, turning gray > and leaving his enemy puzzled. The Blastoise begins chomping on the nearby > buildings, leaving the people at the ground level in terror. > > When suddenly, Lugia reappears. "Children.. The power lies in you! If you > put your hands together and make a wish... anything is possible! Only you > have the power to bring him back!" > > And so, the children of the Earth hold hands and make their wish. And from > each and every child, a golden glow appears, manifesting into a ball of > light, and joining with the other balls of light around the Earth, which > returns to Tokyo, and floats above Ultradan. Slowly, the ball descends upon > the fallen hero, about to restore his vitality. > > > > > > Until a draft of wind blows it away, and at Trent Retwin's splattered > corpse, restoring him to full life. > > "Well, I'm stumped," says Lugia, contemplating a stay in Johto. > "Looks like it's up to us, Big Ohki," Smasher declares. He begins flipping switches, turning dials, pushing buttons and pulling levers. "All right, let's go!" Big Ohki remains motionless. "Yo, Big Ohki, let's get a move on, huh?" Smasher kicks the monitor in front of him. It suddenly starts showing barcodes, which mesmerize him and cause him to mutter something about tomatoes. To be continued...? -- Chet "Tech" Weaver AIM: PanGatomon MSN: eMail: zeroohki at netscape dot net Yahoo! Messenger: tech_weaver ICQ: 122744531 Webcomic: My Adventure Quest character: You can play Adventure Quest at Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. -- Actual court testimony