From: "STEFFAN HEDD ALUN" <sha3@aber.ac.uk> Subject: [PW!] [NC] The Odd Haiku Incident Date: Friday, April 30, 2004 1:30 AM Mike was wandering Through Cerulean City; His Loudred nearby. Also at his heels Were his baby Growlithe pet And Shelley's Smoochum. Mike is Shelley's dad. She is ill in hospital; This has made him sad. Loudred made a noise; It sounded something like this: "LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD!" Mike realised something. Something was quite wrong here. Suddenly, it clicked! PokéWars!: Mike Smith "The Odd Haiku Incident" By Steffan Alun "Oh em effing jee!" Exclaimed Mike in mock surprise. "Everything's haiku!" "Chum!" replied Smoochum. "Smoochum chum choo smoo choo!" Mike agreed with this. "This is so unfair," Said Mike, "It's really not on! I don't understand!" "LOUD LOUD!" said Loudred, Showing his concern for Mike, "LOUD LOUD!" means "shut up". "I mean it," said Mike. "This is my second time in An odd NC world." Growlithe didn't care. Neither did Smoochum, really. Loudred made more noise. To be continued? Probably not, says I, unless Someone likes the joke. Yes, I'm watching Tech. The filthy bandwagon whore. His girl is naked.