From: "SHAKKmaster" <shakk_master@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: [PW!] The SHAKK-master Brawl! Date: Monday, January 05, 2004 2:35 PM bandraptor@yahoo.com (Bandraptor) wrote in message news:<5e15dcde.0401031813.213a057e@posting.google.com>... > SHAKKmaster wrote: > > > > Just before the attacks hit, Bo yelled, "Omega Strike M!" and threw > > down Salamence's pokeball as Evir sidled closer. The two trainers rose > > on the back of Bo's dragon and it Flew to Mahogany Town, leaving > > behind something, which was barraged by pokemon attacks. Blazerion > > jumped onto Evir's Salamence's back and they too Flew to Mahogany as > > the pokeball that had been left behind opened to expose a > > semirecovered Archangel. > > It spoke in a warning tone while pointing his right sword at Tsunade, > > "Bo says that next time you meet, you won't be nearly so lucky, > > Cassandra... and Nori," narrowing his eyes at the would-be Tyranitar > > liberator. Arcangel sent a massive psychic wave at their pokemon as he > > picked up his battered pokeball and then Teleported to Mahogany. > > > Or such was his intention. Unfortunately, if Archangel was hoping to > dispatch his human opponents with the same attack that he used on > their Pokemon, he chose precisely the wrong Type of move. While > Cassandra and Doppler easily guard their minds from the assault using > their own psychic abilities, Nori ignores the blast altogether, and > greets the Gardevoir with an ax kick to the crotch. > > Archangel's normally large eyes bulge out of their sockets, and he > collapses helplessly to the ground. The once mighty Gardevoir curls > up in a fetal position, clutching himself in pain. > > "DAMN PSYCHIC!" Nori roars, kicking him in the stomach while he's > down, "THREATEN ME, WILL YOU?!? I'M GOING TO TEAR OUT YOUR INNARDS, > AND COOK THEM FOR MY DINNER!!!!" Nori looks around for a weapon, > settling for one of the swords that Archangel was pointing at her just > a few seconds ago. She picks the blade up off the ground, and raises > it high to strike. At the last instant she pauses, remembering > something she wants to ask him, "AND WHAT THE *FUCK* IS UP WITH ALL > THE METAL WEAPONRY?!? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOD DAMN *STEEL-TYPE*?!? > > Archangel wheezes, "I just wanted some accessories that would make me > look tough...do you have any idea how hard it is going through life > with everybody thinking you're a girl? I probably get more guys > hitting on me than you do." > > Nori narrows her eyes, and gives the Gardevoir an extra-hard kick, > "All right, that does it. A quick death is just too good for you. > I'm going to keep you with me on my team, and I'm going to make you my > *bitch*." She grabs the Pokeball that's in Archangel's hand, and > recalls him. > > Meanwhile, Cassandra just stares at the spot where Bo and Evir were > last standing. "'Omega Strike M'? Can those guys be *serious*?!?" > > > [NS: No, SHAKKmaster, you aren't getting out of this one so easily.] > [NS: Well, that just ruined my next series of posts. Oh, nevermind, I can work around it. I'd also assume a pokeball that gets damaged when (accidentally) hitting a rock would be less-than-useable when deliberately hit by that many attacks.] Bo and Evir recalled thier pokemon as a swordless Archangel Teleported back to them, a bit woozy from the massive Psychic attack it sent at the two /POKEMON!!!!/ and holding a spherical clod of dirt. "Remind me never to use Substitute again, but at least I got in a few insults through it. And you're paying for two new swords, Bo," Archangel said before fainting. "So I guess we wait?" Evir asks as Bo picks up the exhausted Gardevoir and walks inside the PC. As Evir waits for Bo, he feels something is wrong and checks his few pockets. "Damnit!" he curses as Bo walks out, sans Archangel. "What's wrong," Bo asks. "My Tyranitar's gone! That theif probably took it when I got your pokemon back," Evir said sadly. "We'll look for her later, OK? I'll let you borrow Stoneskin in the meanwhile. Now, I've gotta find me a new coat," Bo said, giving Evir a pokeball. "OK," he sniffs. "Thanks. Oh, Birch wanted me to give you something." "Can it wait?" Bo says, looking around for a store and finding two.