Subject: [PW!] [PKMN-AUCTION] Boing boing whee! (I couldn't think of anything better) Date: 6 Apr 1999 23:48:55 GMT From: kidvid2@aol.comyer.head (Kid Vid2) Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon OOC: Previously, on the PokeWars, Dustin got a small wooden ball. Not a whole lot, eh? ^_^ It _will_ come in handy though... Dustin wandered around the auction, staring at the peculiar object, which has a combination ice-cream maker, egg boiler, cheese grater, and shoe hammer sticking out of it. Speakers were blaring "Dragoniteula" by the JigglyChu's. A man in hidden area whispered "Hey, kid!" Dustin turned and looked at the shadowy person. He was smoking a joint. The man coughed, and looked at Dustin. The man said, "Hey, kid, ya want some Pokeweed?" Dustin just glared at him, and withdrew a Pokeball. "Go, Sentri!" Dustin yelled, as the Wigglytuff appeared. Dustin nodded over to his Pokemon, who jumed into the barrel of Dustin's Wigglytuff Launcher. Dustin fired, and the Pokemon went flying onto the drug dealer's face. Upon contact, Sentri inflated. The drugger pried the Wigglytuff off of his face, and ran screaming into the opposite direction. Dustin withdrew Sentri, and continued on... A few minutes later... Dustin was walking along. He noticed that Poison wasn't following him. "Either I got lucky, and she left, or she's up to trouble. "Ah, she's probably just harrasing some poor sap." All of a sudden, an older woman shoved a smelly fish into Dustin's face, and yelled into his ear, "GET YOUR MAGIKARP! ONLY 100 POKEBUCKS! YOU CAN BE A MILLIONAIRE!!!!! HEY, KID! BUY THIS MAGIKARP!" "Sorry, but I already own one..." Dustin said. "WELL, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY! BUY ONE, OR FIVE!!!!! BUY THEM NOW!!!!!" Dustin quickly ran away from the crazy woman. She must have been one of those people the legendary con Hombre conned into buying a Magikarp. Soon, he bumbed into a person in a Team Rocket uniform. "Hey, kid, give me your Pokemon!" The Team Rocket member said to the shot teenager. Dustin replied, "Not without a fight, I won't. Go, Exeggutor!" Dustin said as he withdrew a Pokeball and threw it. "Exegggggobrlap!!" the demented Pokemon belched. "Go, Chyribit!" The Team Rocket member yelled as a Polywrath appeared. Dustin smired, and said smugly, putting on a pair of earplugs. "This'll be easy. Exeggutor, use sing!" The Exeggutor sings a horrid rendition of "Singing in the Rain". The TR member quickly withdraws his Pokemon and runs away. TBC... KidVid 2's 3rd sig! Praise Goddish! Remove yer.head to E-Mail I am one half of the Wigglytuff Warlords. PH34R M3! ^_^ Go to http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/6933 Or, go to www.zeux.org for all your ZZT/MZX needs.