From: Dreadite <blorch@ix.netcom.com> Subject: Re: [PW][MST] finnaly Charmander is out of the comma Date: Tuesday, April 20, 1999 4:03 PM (This is a MST. Blah, blah, concept copyrighted Sci-fi and Best brains.. Pokémon copyright Nintendo and Game Freak... No harm is implied....) *****Scene: Inside the Diet Coke Bottle***** Dreadite is sitting at his desk, looking at papers. "Drat, where DID those PW! manga get to..." Regulus sits back. "They're late! I told you to have them done by sunday." Simon just cowers in the corner, and Nendil sits back. "Hey, hey! Cut it out you two." The lights in the bottle start to blink, and a PW! post appears on the monitor. Regulus dashes from the room before it locks. "I remember the last one! No way I'm sticking around." The others just sigh, and turn to the post. ***** > Jim Tryn Tocatchem got up at 9:00 A:M on Saturday as usual. Nendil: Getting up before noon on a weekend? He's crazy! > It was a nice morning in Jim's house in Viridian Forest Dreadite: Outside the house, however, it was pouring acid rain... > and Jim was checking up on his Charmander but it was missing! > > He ran to the phone in his kitchen to call the 822 but he forgot the number for > 822. he started banging his head on the table and he tried 555-9911 it was some > old ladies house. Nendil: <Nastina> Hello? Simon: <Jim> Gyaah!! ::hangs up in a hurry:: > Then he tried 911 but it was a fake number so he was dailing > 822 when his Charmander who was watching him from ontop of the oven which was > usualy warm. Charmander yell "Char...Charmander!" (< = thranslation) Dreadite: What is thran? Simon: I think it's a infomercial product. > <Hey Idiot.... I'm over here!" Jim heard him and hung up the phone just as he was > done dialing. > > Jim yelled " YOUR OUT OF YOUR COMMA CHARMANDER!!!!!!!!" Simon: ::wince:: But not out of exclamation marks, apparently. Dreadite: How does one get INTO a comma? > "Char Char Char CHAR MANDER!" <Yup yup and WELL DUH!> answered Charmander. > > Jim woke everyone up and told them the news. Simon: And then got mauled for waking everyone up before noon on a weekend. Dreadite: He was asking for it. > After packing his bag Simon: Of Cheetos (TM)... > feeding all his pokemon Dreadite: To a Gyarados... > and saying goodbye to his family he was off on his abventure again. Dreadite: He was on an adventure? The adventure.. of everyday life. Simon: The excitement of running errands. > Jim stopped at his best friend Ryan Wanna Catchem's house. Ryan was the same > age as Jim and they wore the same clothes and had the same personality. Nendil: In fact, he really was Jim in disguise. Simon: Jim is a very disillusioned boy indeed. > Ryan told Jim that when Jim started his adventure that he would go with him. And so > they were off. ALL: <singing> To see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of OZ... > > > TCB ( or however you spell it) Nendil: Turtle Crossing Boulevard? Simon: Two Corn Balls? Nendil: <Sylvester> Thpell Checking Banned? Dreadite: That's stretching it... > If your not down with Pokemon I've got some words for you.............. Dreadite: Words like shut up. Or cut it out with the periods. > > > > ............... > > ... > > .. Simon: Can we leave yet? > MAGIKARP GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dreadite: Damn! That's it, no more THX sound for this fic. *****Scene: Outside the Bottle.***** "That was a disturbing experience." Dreadite said, as he walked out of the bottle. "Never again." Simon just shrugged. "Well, I liked it. It was full of emotion." "It was bad." "It was NOT bad!" "Bad!" "Not!" Nendil just cringed. "It was bad." Simon looked over. "It was NOT!" (THis MST was written by Nendil and Dreadite. It is not meant as an insult to the author.) Dreadite: Well... actually.... <Gets hit by Nendil> THE END. > Jim yelled " YOUR OUT OF YOUR COMMA CHARMANDER!!!!!!!!" Dreadite ----- "Míru kage mo náku yatsúrete iru. I am the Darkness, Dreadite." Visit the Kage Shogunate: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/pagoda/3073/