From: Otaku67 <otaku67@aol.com> Subject: [PW!][NC] For Marias love Date: Friday, April 30, 1999 1:48 PM Tenchi had been enjoying a few drinks on Cinnabar, when he saw the voluptuous Maria R. He dropped his drink, and ran over to her. But Shard stepped up, and tripped him. Tenchi got back up, and saw Maria chasing James. Shard and Tenchi looked at each other, and knew they had to team up and work together. Shard got into a Jessie costume, and Tenchi got into a Persian costume. They walked up to James, and Shard whacked him over the head with a paper fan. He looked up at him, thinking it was really Jessie. “Why did you hit me for? I didn’t do anything! And when did Meowth evolve?” “Shaddup. I evolved just a few hours ago. And Jessie seen ya around wit dis floozy, Maria.” Tenchi hoped this sounded like meowth enough to convince James. James rubbed his head and stood up. “Ok, what’s up now?” Shard grabbed James, and Tenchi went to keep Maria occupied. Tenchis purring sounds drowned out James piercing screams. Then Shard came out of the alleyway, still in his Jessie costume. He then spun out of it, and revealed himself to Maria. “What the hell? What did you do to my James?!!!??!” Maria turned beet red, screaming obcesnites. She then whipped out her Wigglytuff launcher, and a burst of pink goo knocked Shard down. Maria then kneeled him in the groin, and stared at “Meowth”, eyes shooting daggers. Tenchi had been making his way over to a bus, but Maria grabbed him by the neck, and ripped off the costume. As soon as she got a good look at him, she got hearts in her eyes. Tenchi smiled, and knew Maria wouldn’t be able to resist his charms. She walked down the beach, arm in arm with Tenchi. James, who had finally regained conciseness, saw Maria and tenchi. “I’m free! Free at last! Woopie!” James ran down the beach whooping and shouting in Joy. Meanwhile, Tenchi and Maria got married, had a son named Sammy, who was named after Tenchis drinking partner. And they lived happily ever after. THE END ^_^ -otaku67 "dejavu strikes when you least expect it. and it packs one helluva punch" Denounce Goddish! Praise Charizatan!