From: Stratus <do.not.annoy.me@yahoo.com> Subject: [PW!] Let's see what annoying things we can beat up today... Date: Wednesday, April 14, 1999 2:59 PM Note: I'm sorry if this offends anyone. Except some certain people. ----------------------------------------- As Stratus walks into Celadon, he notices a few things... "If I had any ideas on how I could regain my emotions, I would definitely try them," Stratus said. He walked along the street to see a religious nut case come running down the street. Responding as he would always, Stratus grabbed him and threw him into a trash can. Two more religious guys came down the street, and Stratus gave one a quick kick and the other a karate chop, and knocked them away. Five more religious guys came down the street, Stratus gave one a judo flip, three of them a few pops in the gut, and the last one he gave a body slam. Suddenly, Stratus came to. "Why did I do that? They meant me no harm..." he said. "I must be under some kind of mind control... or am I not myself today?" Suddenly, several Rockets appeared. Stratus did nothing. Then, after ten seconds of hesitation, he started beating them up with a few punches, a couple of kicks, and a judo flip. Hesitating for ten minutes was strange. Strange, indeed. Suddenly, a person came walking down the street. "Hi, Stratus!" he said. "Don't you remember me?" "No. I know nothing of my past," Stratus said. "My name's Stinger," the man said. "Well... pilot call sign, anyway. You might have known me from, er, well, a few years ago, I met you while I was flying." Unfortunately, Stratus forgot everything from three months before. "I can remember a small amount of who you were... would you like to accompany me on my journey?" Stratus said. "Sure! I'm glad to come along with you!" Stinger said. "But... you'll need defense. What Pokémon do you have?" "Let's see... I have this Mew..." "You have a Mew?" "I'm kidding! I don't have one! Just this Mew pencil." He held up a pencil with a Mew eraser on it. "Here's what I have. This Butterfree, this Cubone, this Kadabra, this Vileplume, this..." "We don't have all day. Let's go somewhere." "Fine. I'm going to the Cerulean Gym. We'll go there first before we go where you want to go." The two of them walked off to the Cerulean Gym, for a reason that I don't know... Keep an eye out for Stinger's guide. And try not to be stung.