From: Ig88sw82 <ig88sw82@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Project Magikarp Date: Monday, April 19, 1999 11:56 PM Jamie surveyed Mark's progress via security cameras. Not many people knew this, but Team Rocket had a very tight grip on many areas. The Pokémon Center by Mt. Moon was controlled by the gang of Pokémon theives which had become so much more than just an unorganized gang, but a powerful crime ring tightening its grip on every town it could. Magnemite sprung up, playing a hologram of a woman in white. The woman said: "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers." Jamie sighed. "Magnemite, delete that transmission." Where that mechanical Pokémon got his receptions was beyond her. "Oh well," Jamie spoke to herself. "Not important. When we cut off this Mark kid, you rush in and take his Pokémon. Not the most elegant of plans, I know, but it was things like planning that got Jessie and James where they are today: failures in every way." "Magnemite," her first Pokémon monotonely agreed. "Once Project Magikarp is complete, we won't need to continue with such petty theft. We will have access to every trainer's Pokémon, and no one can stop us," and Jamie began her insidious laugh she had been practicing. After all, mottos were so overrated. The Team Rocket agent regained her composure. "Come, Magnemite. And bring the implants." Magnemite obliged, and used its electromagnets to grab the small microchips as it followed its leader. --- "Let's see... Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy?" Magnemite hummed silently. He wasn't programmed to make fashion decisions. "My mother always wanted me to be a doctor. And after that little incident with the forceps... Nurse Joy it is!" and Jamie slipped on the special costume, which not only gave her the outward appearance of Joy, but also amplified her vocal chords, fingerprints, and personality to match to near 100%. Team Rocket scientists had been working for months perfecting the design. Nurse Jamie then proceeded to a flat wall, and pressed firmly on it. The wall swiveled, revealing the real Nurse Joy (rather, A real Nurse Joy) tied up and gagged. "Well," Jamie smirked, "I'm off for some theivery. It's been a real Joy!"