Subject: [PW!] Random rushes Gamma Gamma Growlithe
Date: 11 Apr 1999 01:26:31 GMT
From: oiph@aol.complacent (Oiph)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Random woke up in his dormatory at PokeMon Tech. As he walked to the dining
hall, he noticed a flier advertising the annual rush for new brothers within
the fraternity Gamma Gamma Growlithe. Random ripped one sheet off and out it
in his pocket.
Out in the common students were hard at work studying PokeMon and training.
Random did not stick around because he felt illiterate. He could not identify
most of the PokeMon in the field.
After lunch, Random attended his first class of the semester. The class was
PokeMon Biology I, taught by the infamous Professor Nathan Radley. [OoC: If
you don't get my name reference thing yet...] Prof. Radley's oratory freaked
Random out. It was the basic balls-to-the-wall ethic - study or die. Random
maintained his composure and stayed in the class.
That night Random attended the GGG rush. He was checked at the door by a big
man wearing a Growlithe T-shirt. The man inspected his PokeMon and allowed
Random to pass. Random entered the huge frat house. Huge posters of Growlithe
were hung throughout the hallway. In the main room, dozens of drunken youths
in togas shouted obscenities at a row of scared pledges. Random's initial
reaction was "how lame!"
As he prepared to walk back to his dorm, Random noticed a Caterpie crawling
around the shadows of the corridor. Random was interested and followed the
PokeMon. Of course you know that Random is a Clan Caterpie alumnus.
Random descended a staircase and nonchalantly pursued the PokeMon. As he
peered past the corner, Random noticed a huge cave.
The cave was carbon black. Huge stalagtites hung from the ceiling as well as a
banner of GGG. A row of silent men stood in black robes. Random thought of
them as looking like Druids.
"Ixnay... on the Amelay!!!" One druid preached.
"Ixnay... on the Amelay!!!" The rest repeated.
"Ringbay the Acrificesay!" The lead druid yelled.
A procession of druids carrying a table entered from the back door. On the
table lay a bound Growlithe, pleading through its gag.
Random was freaking out. What the hell kinda language was that guy speaking?
What kind of fraternity is this? What do they want with that Growlithe?
Random froze. Growlithe!!! Where was Random's Growlithe??? Random grabbed
for his sack.
Empty!
Random looked all around him. Nothing was around. Random looked back at the
captive Growlithe. They connected glances and the Growlithe squealed. Random
knew what was going on now. The man at the door stole Random's Growlithe!!!
Random took his guitar of of his back and placed it down. He reached for his
Pokeballs. He cracked his knuckles and launched into the center of the
underground arena: Snorlax!!! Ivysaur!!! Wigglytuff!!!
Random stepped out of the shadows. He peered at the druids and at his
Growlithe, soon to be sacrificed.
"Bring the rukkus, biotch."
TBC!!!
oooh!!! Exciting!!!
RandomTask - The bird you cannot change.
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