Subject: [PW] [pkmn auction] sammy the scientists porygon attends the technology show.
Date: 7 Apr 1999 22:26:41 GMT
From: hedgehogey@aol.com (Hedgehogey)
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Note: I am renaming sammies porygon to tanky it is now a she
Tanky rolled into the porygon tech display. All around her were other porygons,
mingling, talking, showing off their gadgets and carrying odourves. Tank saw
some porygon TMs being displayed. Using some of her paycheck she bought a
hyperbeam TM. Then she ate it. The data coursed through her system, teaching
her how to use hyperbeam. She rolled over to the practice range where several
other porygons and their owners were showing off their attacks. The clear
leader was a huge male porygon. His tail was twice as tall as tank. She decided
to try his new attack. She warmed up hyperbeam...... And obliterated a target
on the shooting range. This attracted the attention of several male (and one or
two female) porygons who rolled over from around the big male to watch tanky.
The big male squawked indignantly. He said in an angry voice "**Stealing** Of
(submissive/hanger on) males and/or (potential) mates not outcome of approved
by big al! **Prepare to be terminated!** (run/submit)." but sounded to a human
like "Gongon porygon! PORY!". Tanky stood her ground. The big male used
psywave, sending tankys world spinning around. Then big al rammed into her
several times. Big al gloated "Hahahaha. Weakling. Unselectable. (additional:
even by other weaklings)." Tanky warmed up hyperbeam and let fly. The big male
shut down......
Devin "Hedge" Bartolomeo
"Yesterday you found a new use for mayonnaise. Today the family dog has hired
an attorney."- Ed, Edd and Eddie
"Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods
by the dozens."-Montaigne