From: Sir Maximus <maximus@stny.lrun.com> Subject: [PW!] Skag goes to Cerulean: The all original subject...(shyeah right) Date: Thursday, April 29, 1999 6:05 PM "ooh, just a little higher.... there ya go...ahhhh.... lower... lower... ahhh... ow.. ow! Hey, that one- OW! What the f-" Skag jolted awkae to a Hitmonchan punching him in the back. Seeing that he was awake, the hitmonchan backed off and bobbed up and down, wanting a fight. Skag looked about and saw that his tent was ripped to shreds by spearows, there were parasects in his sleeping bag, and some smart-aleck meowth had taken all his money. Normally he would've chased the pokemon away. But not today. See, Skag was now not only pissed off, he was pissed off! "THAT'S IT!!! KRAPPY, PIDGEY!! KILL EM ALL!!!!" Skag shouted at the top of his lungs. As the 2 pokemon emerged, only the hitmonchan was left, still wanting a good fight. The three pokemon squared off, making glances at eachother. They stared... the hitmonchan stood unmoving, as did Krappy and Pidgey. Each of them dug their feet into the ground, and stared. This continued for an hour. Then, a passing caterpie broke a twig. The snap was like a shotgun blast amid the long silence, all at once, the pokemon flew at eachother. The hitmonchan's fists were blazing, and Krappy's claws were in an open position, just waiting for a chance to use its vise-grip. Pidgey flew upwards to avoid the fury, then came straight down and collided with the hitmonchan. Not expecting the blow, the hitmonchan lost its rhythm and was open for attack. Krappy went in for the kill, his claws clamped down on both of the hitmonchan's arms. Meanwhile, Pidgey went in for another hit, and broad-sided the fighting pokemon right in the head. Fazed and getting tired, the hitmonchan began to slow. It managed to get one arm free of Krappy's grip, but it was too late. "I GOT YOU NOW!" Skag shouted as he hurled the pokeball. The hitmonchan never saw it coming. "WOO! Capture number two!" Skag laughed hysterically, "I'll get those stupid Cerulean trainers, and with this fighting pokemon, I should have no trouble with Brock! If he ever lets me back in, that is." But then Skag noticed something. Something was missing from this whole scenario. "Thats right! That dumb pokedex would've made a smartass comment by now!!" Skag grew pale as he searched in his pockets and found nothing. He scoured the area, but there was no sign of it. Once again, night started to fall. Skag knew that, without a tent, all those pokemon would be at him again. "But I need that pokedex... sure he was annoying, rude, and never had anyhting nice to say... but he was company...pokemon can't talk to ya..." Skag started towards Cerulean, promising himself that he would come back the next day in search of his pokedex. Upon entering Cerulean, he checked into a hotel, and had a pretty sleepless night. Pidgey flew high in the air. "Find anything??" Skag inquired, shouting into cupped hands. The pidgey shook his head and continued looking. Krappy seached the brush diligently, while Champ (hitmonchan) was only interested in punching trees and rocks. "Where could it be? It was right in my pocket alonng with my wall....et... KRAPPY, PIDGEY, CHAMP! We're looking for a meowth!!!" With that, the pokemon trio set out, looking for cat prints or any other clues. After 3 hours of searching, Krappy found some prints. They quickly followed them. As they went, the prints got fresher and fresher looking. Skag looked at Champ, "Buddy, if you see that meowth, feel free to beat the crap out of it!" Champ looked at Skag, smiled, and punched his gloves together. Skag heard Pidgey's cry, he found the thief! The meowth was licking its paws ignoring the pokedex's stream of curses. "You @#%* &#%$! I'd rip your #@*$!!# lungs out if I had arms! Hey! HEY! LISTEN TO ME YOU PIECE OF %#$@ $$@%*&$$@#!!!" The meowth looked at the loud contraption and gave a hiss. "Don't you spit on me, ya stupid #%@$%!!!!" The meowth had just resumed licking itself, when it heard a noise. It was too late. Champ grabbed the meowth and proceeded to pound it. If Champ could laugh, he'd be doing a lot of it. Suddenly, another voice cried out. "STOP!! STOP!!" Champ stopped pummeling the fainted meowth and looked over to his right. There stood a kid, about 12 years old, nearly crying at the sight of his meowth getting pounded. Skag finally caught up. "My pokedex, my wallet! My hitmonchan kicking the crap outta the thief! Champ, you can stop now!" Skag shouted, seeing the young trainer's face. Champ made a grumbling noise and dropped the meowth. "Champ, return!" Skag called the pokemon back and collected his belongings. "Is this your meowth?" Skag asked. "Y-yes..." "What was it doing stealing my stuff!" The pokedex also had to ask, "YEAH! WHAT THE #%$#$*! WAS IT THINKING??" "I...I'm sorry, he ran away yesterday and I couldn't find him...I'm sorry" Skag realized the boy was just as inexperienced as he was, "Well, I'm sorry that my hitmonchan got out of control..there's a pokemon center in Cerulean. We can get there in a couple of minutes if we hurry!" They reached the Cerulean pokemon center and the nurse began to treat the injured meowth. Skag asked the kid during the wait, "So... what's your name?" "Ekard... Ekard Nam..." "I'm Skag. Sorry about your meowth, I was sort of the one who told champ he could beat up the thief." "It's okay, Mew was always kind of uncontrollable...this is the third time that he's ran off and stolen stuff. This is the first time that he got beat up for it." As Ekard finished, the nurse walked towards them. "Here's your meowth. Fighting fit! Hey... do I know you?" She inquired, looking at Skag, Skag looked back and forth. Was it the same nurse? Or a twin? "Uh...um... not that I know of..." "Oh yeah.." she said crossing her arms, "Your that guy who got banned from the Pewter Pokemon Center... Hmmph, my sister warned me about you!" "It was the pokedex, I swear! Ya gotta believe me!!" Skag implored. Next time: Will Skag get the boot? Will the meowth escape again? Will Champ beat up Misty's pokemon? WHO KNOWS!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! (DA DA DAAAAAA!!) -- My PW Characters (so far) http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Lab/2648/pwchars.jpg -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own