From: Sir Maximus <maximus@stny.lrun.com> Subject: [PW!] The Skag Saga continues...with little results Date: Sunday, April 25, 1999 5:57 PM Skag got up and packed his belongings. The air smelled of victory. "C'mon! It's time to go to Pewter gym and take over the universe!!" Skag exclaimed. He spun on one foot, took a step, and it hit him.... hard "We ARE at Pewter gym. Remember? You got yer sorry ass kicked!" the biting tone of the pokedex's voice was heard from inside Skag's pocket. Skag rubbed his aching nose and looked up. Sure enough, the Pewter Gym sign loomed above him mockingly. "Ohhh... it wasn't a dream!" Skag sobbed. Then he remembered that Krappy needed medical attention. "OMIGOD!! I have to find the pokemon center!!" Skag looked in every direction, ran down the street, took a left, took a left, took a left, and hit Pewter gym again. "Oh geez... I got the dumbest pokemon trainer in the whole world..." Skag fell to his knees, "We're doomed!!" The pokedex seemed insulted, "What's this 'we' stuff? All I do is identify pokemon for you because you don't have a clue about them!" "Well, if Krappy dies, I'll probably give up pokemon training and then you'll be put into a box full of junk for years and years..." There was a long pause before the pokedex replied in a hurried manner, "... go down the street! Take a left! Take a right! It's the 3rd building on the left! RUN RUN!!" Skag grinned evilly and went on his way. The Pokemon center was nothing spectacular. It looked like a hospital, except it was full of beat up pokemon. A pink-haired nurse greeted Skag when he walked in. "Hello. What can I do for you?". Obviously nervous, Skag replied, "Uh.. Hi.. My K-Krabby is... hurt.." He thrusted the pokeball into the nurse's face. "I.. see. I'll get right on it!" she said as she headed for the operating room. The pokedex couldn't resist, "Wow, what a nice ass!" it shouted, imitating Skag's voice exactly. The nurse stopped in her tracks and whirled around angrily. "EXCUSE ME??" She shouted. Skag tried to plead, "It was my pokedex! I didn't say that! Here, look!" The nurse took the pokedex and opened it up. After a small "ding" it said, "Hi, I'm Dexter. A pokedex registered to Skag, who is a notorious pervert and a liar." The nurse looked up at Skag. All he could do was fidget and try to explain that his pokedex had made the comment. No use. The nurse stomped into operating room, and came out after 5 or 10 minutes. "Here's your Krabby. Now get out! And don't come back!!" Skag was about to protest, then decided otherwise. Skag walked out and sat on the front steps. He sighed and muttered, "Great, now if i get beaten by Brock, my Krabby is done for! ...no thanks to you, you sorry piece of-" Skag took the pokedex and hurled it as far as he could. Off in the distance, he heard a cry of pain. "Oh geez, smart one, Skag! You hit somebody!!" Skag said as he ran in the direction he threw the pokedex. A girl with spikey blue hair was on the ground rubbing her head, her pokeballs scattered everywhere. "Ow... who's pokedex is this?" She said painfully as she opened it up. The familiar voice said once again, "Hi, I'm Dexter. A pokedex registered to Skag... here he comes now!" Skag ran up to her and helped her up. She was about his height, wearing a t- shirt, jeans, and a pair black gloves. "I'm sorry, but the stupid thing got me banned from the pokemon center and I just got mad and.." Skag said quickly and then looked at the ground, "and you lost your balls..." "I never had any in the first place, for your information!!" she shot back in an angry tone. "No, your three pokeballs!" "Oh... right" she cleared her throat and picked them up, "So you're Skag, huh?" "Unfortunately..." "Well your pokedex is a pretty painful piece of machinery" She rubbed the back of her head some more. "Heh, you should try having a conversation with him! You got lucky, pokedex!!" The pokedex laughed, "No, you did! Skag and the gi-irl, sitting in a tree! K-I- S-S- AIIIEEEEEEEEEE" Skag had hurled it once again at a nearby building. "Oh, by the way, I'm Donna. I'm going to take over the world with my Ditto, Magnemite, and Magikarp!" the girl said, striking a formidable pose. Skag nearly died, "WHAT?!! Oh no... not only am I a total loser, I HAVE COMPETITION! With more pokemon than I do. Not to mention better looks!" "YOU'RE trying to take over the world, too?" "Yeah, with my Krabby... who just got its butt kicked by Brock." "Hrmm... same here.. all 3 of them. Heyyyy... why don't we join forces, double team Brock, and then trash his stupid little gym!!" "You... want to join forces? ALRIGHT!!!" Skag jumped with joy, "what's our plan?" "I don't have one yet..." Donna replied, "Do you?" "NOPE! WOOOO!!!" Skag screamed. He picked up his pokedex and shoved it in his pocket. The two walked off, concocting malicious schemes and sinister plots, and that was just on how they were going to get dinner! Next time: Do two wrongdoers make a rightdoer? Pokedex:"We feel pain too, ya know..." -- <a href="http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Lab/2648/index.html"> Fortrus Maximus, Why go anywhere else? </a> -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own