Subject: [PW!] Wigglytuffs?
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 14:30:23 -0000
Organization: Co-Priestess of the Church of Mountain Dew
Now, I know Wigglytuff is generally considered evil, but I LIKE it so HA!
"Happy, happy, I'm so.... pippi!" Alyssa sang, whirling through the streets
of Saffron City. She was in a good mood, and for once Mars was as well. He'd
come along with Alyssa on her little excursion through Saffron, and the
girl's contagious happy mood (and constant singing of "Lucky Lucky") was
getting to the Abra. Neko was walking alongside Lyssie, weaving around the
girl's feet. Suddenly, the cat Pokemon snapped to attention, ears perked.
She sniffed the air and growled low in her throat. Then she dashed into an
alley. Confused, Lyssie followed.
There was a Wigglytuff in the alley, sleeping peacefully. One of its ears
fell in its face. Neko was growling at it. The ears twitched, and the
Wigglytuff woke up, opening its eyes. With a grin, it bounced to its
negligible feet and announced "Wiggly! Tuff wiggly!"
Alyssa sweatdropped. "You wanna battle this thing, Neko?"
The Wigglytuff made a giggly noise and attached itself to Alyssa's face.
"Wiggly-hee-hee! Tuff wiggly wigglytuff tuff!"
Alyssa freaked. "GFF OFFUM M!!" she screamed through the three pounds of
rubber clinging to her face. ((Shut up, Mars, just shut up!)) she told the
psychic Pokemon who, though he was merely grinning on the outside, was
laughing hysterically in his mind.
"Wigglytuff says he'd like to be your Pokemon," the Abra said coolly.
"You've only got four, and you like cute Pokes, so...?"
Alyssa pried the cheerful Wigglytuff off of her face and set it carefully on
the ground. "Yeah, but I like strong Pokes too. From what I've heard,
Wigglys aren't that... hey, get away from ACK!!"
Wigglytuff had been whacking at one of Alyssa's empty Pokeballs, and had
suddenly been sucked inside. Alyssa tried to pry the Pokeball open before
Wigglytuff was officially caught, but then the red light went out. Whether
she liked it or not, Wigglytuff was her Pokemon.
"Persian." Neko sniffed, clearly disgusted that she would now have to share
a team with a Wigglytuff. Alyssa sighed in defeat and let the cheerful
Wigglytuff out of his Pokeball.
"Well, since you're my Pokemon now, I guess I might as well name you..." she
started. Mars suddenly snapped to attention, ears raised at a psychic sense.
"Psychic Pokemon nearby. There's a second type... can't make it out..."
Mars' tone changed to horror. "Oh, Mew-sama, not a..."
Mars and Alyssa screamed in pure terror, Mars glomping onto his trainer and
Alyssa glomping him as best she could. The wild Jynx stalked out of the
shadows, seductively swaying its hips. Neko looked positively sick, and Mars
and Alyssa were flat-out terrified.
"NEKO, MARS, HASHIRU, OGAMA, *SOMEBODY ATTACK THAT SCARY THIIIING!!*" Alyssa
screamed, breaking a nearby window.
Of course, Hashiru and Ogama weren't out, and didn't want to attack
something that scared their trainer so bad anyway. Neko didn't want to move
for fear she'd throw up, and Mars was scared stiff. In pure desperation,
Alyssa grabbed Wigglytuff by the ears and started beating on the Jynx
relentlessly with it. Surprisingly, the rubbery Pokemon made an effective
club. The Jynx, not prepared for this, squealed and fled. A collective sigh
of relief was breathed.
((Lyssie, you do realized you just used your Wigglytuff as a club, right?))
Mars asked mentally, letting go of Alyssa and floating to the ground. Alyssa
blinked and held the semi-battered Wigglytuff up to her face. It blinked,
"Wiggly!" it chirped.
"Didn't that hurt?" Alyssa blinked.
"Tuff wiggly tuff tuff!"
"He says it didn't," Mars translated. Alyssa blinked again, then grinned.
"I think I'll let you stay out of your ball, Wigglytuff," she grinned.
"Hey... I'll name you Mace! Suits, dontcha think?"
"Wigglyyyy!" Mace cheered, throwing its tiny arms up in the air with a ^_^
expression on its face. Grinning, Alyssa situated the pink Pokemon on her
shoulder and left the alley, Mars walking next to her.
"Peeeeerrrrrsiaaaaaaannnnnn...." Neko whined, following after Alyssa.
Obsessive Raichu and Mew fan
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