From: el Pegaso <nathan@computerland.net> Subject: Re: [PW!][CANYON][Clan Caterpie][MSP3K] 102: "A Discovery..." Date: Sunday, May 23, 1999 12:45 PM Turn down your newsfeeds...where applicable. In the not too distant future, Next Saturday morning. There was a guy named Erik, Not too different from you or me. He was game warden at Safari Zone, He got lost and couldn't find his way back home, He found some mean ole rocket types, They conked him on the noggin and shot him into space... The send him cheesy movies and Old posts that they could find...la la la. You'll have to set and watch them all, And we'll monitor your mind...la la la. Now keep in mind he has no way, To make these mean things end...la la la. Because he used those special parts, To make his pokemon friends... PokeBot Roll Call... Chanbot! Gypkans! Jig Puff! Psy....CROOOOOW! If you're wondering how he sees it all, And other fiction facts...la la la. Just say to yourself it's just a post, And I should really just relax! For... Mystery Science Pokemon 3000! 6 5 4 3 2 1 Erik and his PokeBot friends take their usual sitting positions in front of the projection screen. "Ahh...a Clan Caterpie/Canyon co-production I see..." quipped Jig Puff sarcastically, as he was placed on Erik's left side. "Twice the crap..." retorted Psycrow quickly. "Now, that wasn't nice," reprimanded Erik. A combined giggle came from the bots, as the lights lowered. brilington@my-dejanews.com wrote: > "I think I found one!" exclaimed Tauras. Erik: Yep, your contact. Right...*cracking sound*...oopsie... He pulled a fossil out of > a hole he had been diging. "Kabutops Fossil" said Tauras's pokedex. > "Cool!" said Icy. They continued digging. A small Caterpie wiggled up > to Icy. "Cater Cater Cater PIE" said the Caterpie. Psycrow: Translate for us, Jig? Jig Puff: "Cater Cater me some PIE!" Hungry little grub, isn't he? "Yaaaa! Oh, its a > caterpie" said Icy. "Cater!" said the Caterpie. "Maybe he wants us to > follow him" said Nova. "Good guess, lets follow him" said Icy. E: Where Lassie? Timmy's where? P: At the old abandoned mine? J: He's fell down the well again? Tauras > put the fossil into his pocket, and the group walked off after the > Caterpie. The Caterpie led them into a dark cave. J: What did Freud say about catepillars going into caves? InsaneLlama triped > over something. "What the? Oh, its a fossil!" said InsaneLlama as he > picked up the fossil. "I think its a Kabuto fossil!" said Insanellama. E: A lot of good a fossil will do me... > "Caterpie!" said the Caterpie. P: "A lot of good a fossil will do you..." They continued into the cave. > Soon they reached a large opening. There was what seemed to be a huge > nest in the center. Hundreds of Caterpie were looking at it. A huge > Golden Butterfree came flying out of the nest. J and P: *coping the little ladies from Mothra* Godzilla has returned. Please call for Mothra... Everyone was silent. > Next about 7 Butterfrees came flying out of the nest carrying eggs(NOT > TOGEPI EGGS). They each handed every person in Clan Caterpie(Including > Icy) an egg. E: How convenient...Full service Egg providers... J: Non-Topegi eggs, Erik...Non-Topegi... "Wow!" said Icy. "TR would love to get their hands on > this butterfree, we should keep this a secret!" said Phoo. Everyone > nodded. P: And a blood-pack was made on that very spot, as... E: You would have to get so dark... P: Well, yes. > "BUTERFREEEE" said the Butterfree. All: Eeeeeeee! There was a flash of light, > and everyone was back outside of the cave. "That was different" said > Tauras. J: Never at a loss for words... Clan Caterpie walked to the fossil ressurection building. > They walked inside, it wasn't very crouded. P: Not too many dead organisms where being freed from the bondage of death's void... E: Jeez...there you go getting dark again... P: It's the headache, I swear... Tauras and InsaneLlama > walked up to the ressurection machine. "Hi. Would you like me to clone > you a pokemon from your fossils?" asked a Scientist. Tauras and > InsaneLlama nodded their heads. The man took the fossils, and put them > in a machine. A few minutes later it was done. E: Now! For only $19.95, get your Fossils revived and restart an exstinct species... > The man handed InsaneLlama a pokeball, containing a Kabuto. He > then handed Tauras a pokeball containing a Kabutops. Tauras called out > his new pokemon. It walked up to him, and sniffed its new trainer. J: That means he likes ya, buddy... > Tauras was looking at the blades on its arms. Tauras called out the > rest of his pokemon, Poliwrath(H20), Jolteon(Jolt) and Butterfree. H20 > jumped up onto Kabutops head. Suddenly a group of Rockets busted into > the building. "Give us your pokemon, and fossils!" said the leader. P: We are the generic bad people...you see... > Everyone in Clan Caterpie called out their pokemon. Icy shocked a few > of them, but they ran strait at him. everyones pokemon jumped in their > way. E: Very loyal, or very stupid... Kabutops took a deep breath, then released a huge blast of water. J: Time to call a plummer, your Kabutops is leaking... > The rockets bolted out of the room. They all called back their > pokemon, except for a few pokes. "I wonder what these eggs will hatch > into" said Icy. > They left the building, in search of more fossils. > Disclaimer: I do NOT mean any disrespect to Tauras or this writing. I honor the whole net-fiction movement, and think that only good can come from those that use it. In fact, this should be an honor, yours was the second post that has been treated by MiSPie Power. And, in the end, remember the theme song... "It's only just a post, I should really just relax." Thank you for letting me brighten your day, so to speak... Keep circulating the posts... -- Nathan Bashore, author of el Pegaso... 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