From: Kid Vid2 <kidvid2@aol.comyer.head> Subject: [PW!] [NC] All-out weirdness, rule breaking, and insanity! :D Date: Monday, May 03, 1999 4:59 PM -Disk_Lamer- This story represents the opinions of the author. Nobody else. Well, maybe a few, but oh well. This story is in NON-CONTINUITY! And, it's a vent for weirdness. So,<IOTJ4.ZZT> I moo to you, too! (Hee hee, that was stupid!) </IOTJ4.ZZT> Dustin walked down the road towards the Island of the Really Stupid Potato Mongrels, he noticed a Ziznublarg. He pointed his Pokedex at it. <Ziznublarg, a weird type Pokemon. It's attacks are: Belch, SpleenThrow, EyePoke, and EatPopRocksAndSodaUntilitExplodes. It is rarely found outside of the Island of the Extremely Flirtatious Nurses. Please leave a message after the loud obnoxious sound. PTHTHTHTHTHTH!> "I'm gunna catch you!" Dustin belched at it, "Go, Exeggutor!" "Toro! Gugeck!" The weird Pokemon ran at the Exeggutor and belched in its face. Exeggutor got poisoned because of the Ziznublarg's bad breath. The Exeggutor retalliated with Sing. And, because it's such a horrible singer, the Ziznublarg. to put itself out of it's misery, ate Pop Rocks, Pepsi, Jolt Cola, and Nitroglycerin, and jumped around until it exploded, making charred, yet gooey, chunks fly in all unblocked directions. "Darn." Dustin said as he recalled his Exeggutor, and wiped slime off his face, "I wanted to catch that! Oh, well. I'll just mutate a riceball into a giant Pokemon." Dustin quickly ran to the store, bought a Rice Ball, and stuck it inside a Mutate-O-Matic 9999999999, and it turned into a phreeky(sic) looking Pokemon. "Rice Ball, use Sprinkle on that Caterpie!" The large edible Pokemon started sprinkling rice all over a wandering Caterpie until it was suffocated(SP?) the bug. But, it didn't stop there. It sprinkled the Caterpie untill the mis-translated Pokemon completely dissapeared. "Darn. Not again. Ah, well, I'll just continue onto Pewter City." Dustin said as he walked along a road... KidVid 2's 3rd sig! Praise Goddish! Remove yer.head to E-Mail! I am one half of the Wigglytuff Warlords. PH34R M3! ^_^ http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/6933 "Go easy on the kid, he's dimmer than he looks." - Justin Fritter, talking about Ash.