From: Agent 0007 <agent0007@gradzone.com> Subject: [PW!][CANYON] Chaoticllama's in Jail Date: Sunday, May 23, 1999 9:39 AM Andrew rode up to station 13, dismounted and walked in. "Hello," he said to officer Jenny, "I'm McLayn, Andrew McLayn. I'm here to confirm Chaoticllama's story and get him released if possible." Jenny looked up from her paperwork, she repeated Chaoticllama's story. "That's correct," said Andrew. Jenny walked over towards the cell block, pulling out keys as she went. She opened the door. Chaoticllama pulled on all his gear and walked out the door. "Your other gear is with your Rapidash," she said to him. Chaoticllama let out a loud whistle, and Rapidash came around and in through the front door. He mounted up grabbing the leather pouch that contained his field stripped pistol. Andrew and Chaoticllama hadn't ridden 15 yards before Chaoticllama started cleaning, oiling, and reassembling the pistol. Once completed, he loaded in a fresh clip and holstered it. Then he set to oiling the rifle. He apparently had a lot on his mind, since after the rifle, the oozi was next. By the time he had completed it, they had picked a spot to have lunch and Draco was out. "What a looser, got yourself thrown in jail," said Draco laughing. Chaoticllama looked up from his oozi, and gave a stare that could burn through a cinderblock wall. He wasn't happy at all with the injustice that had been done him. Suddenly, under his breath he said "Rapidash FIRESPIN ATTACK, 6 o'clock NOW!" Rapidash turned 180 degrees and performed the attack. A charred bulbasaur was behind him, about to faint. Chaoticllama said "POKEBALL GO!" and tossed his ball. It shook once, twice, then stopped. Chaoticllama walked over and picked it up, pulling a potion from rapidash's saddle bags. He let the pokemon out. "Here ya go little fella," he said spraying the potion onto the bulbasaur. His face brightened a little as he healed the new pokemon. Draco was a little in shock, "U must have eyes in the back of your head to have seen that thing," he said, deviously moving behind Chaoticllama to check. "Not quiet, acute sense of hearing combined with a pretty good nose." he said packing up the oozi, and returning bulbasaur to it's pokeball. "Then how'd u let yerself get arrested," he retorted. "Without knowing it, you have hit exactly upon the point. I LET myself get arrested" said Chaoticllama getting visibly irritated with the talking Dratini. "Ooh man, big bad baby with a gun gonna shoot me." said the Dratini. "No, that'd be too easy on you," he said standing up. Andrew got up and got between them. "Hey, you two calm down now," he said. "He started it," said Dratini mockingly. Chaoticllama walked about 12 steps south, leading Rapidash. "That's a nice pokemon you got there, if he could just learn some manners," said Chaoticllama almost disgusted. Dratini made a face at him behind his back. Chaoticllama whirled around, whip drawn, and cracked it 2 inches from Draco's face. "Immaturity can lower your guard, don't let that happen in a pokebattle," he said with almost the heir of a teacher. "Oh man, I'm real scared redneck boy," he said. Chaoticllama who had turned back around to look at the canyon wall whirled around. "Ok that's it, you can insult ME, you can insult my love of weapons, BUT DO NOT INSULT MY HERITAGE ONE MORE TIME. I AM A REDNECK, PROUD OF IT. Remember this, REDNECK IS NOT A DEROGOTORY remark." he said his breathing growing heavier with anger. Draco shut up finally. Chaoticllama said "Excuse me one second," and walked right up to the canyon wall. He punched it until his knuckles were bleeding which didn't take long. Then walked back, visibly calmed. He speed drew the pistol, and field stripped it, then reassembled it in record time. It was clear to Andrew that it would be a while before these two learned to get along. TBC -- Team Pokémon-> Agent 0007 ICQ:13178347 AIM: Agent O0O7 http://www.gradzone.com/andrew Creator of A.G.N.P. and A.B.P.