From: Insanellama
Subject: [PW!] [CANYON] Chaoticllama scouts alone
Date: Thursday, May 20, 1999 7:19 PM
It was getting dark now. "They'll be switching to night uniforms now, black
jumpsuits," he said aloud to no one in particular. He moved back up the
canyon, careful not to skyline himself. He pulled out the infrared
binoculars. "Hmmm. All's quiet on the western front eh? Too quiet." he said
in a soft cold tone. No sooner had the words left his mouth, than the
binoculars were wrenched from his hands, and a man from below was on the
offensive. Chaoticllama's eyes quickly adjusted. He had been blessed with
wonderful night vision. The man went for his leg in an attempt to pull him
down. Pretty foolish. Chaoticllama kicked him free. Then he dropped the the
ground, and caught the man by his hair, He quickly changed his grip to the
man's shoulders, pulling him up with a little help from Rapidash. As soon as
the man was flat on the cliff, Chaoticllama proceeded to punch the man's
face brutally. When his adrenaline finally eased up a bit, he stopped. Now
he was only uttering recriminations at the man, beginning to calm down. Then
he lapsed back into throwing body shots, "You little piece of trash, YOU
COULD HAVE KILLED US BOTH, AND U WOULDN'T HAVE CARED." Then he drew his
hunting knife and put it to the man's throat. "Now listen, we're gonna have
nice little chat, and then you're going to turn yourself in to the police."
The man squeeled an affirmative. "Ok, question one, EXACTLY what is the
extent of team rocket presence here?" he asked. "I don't know," said the
man. "Wrong answer" said Chaoticllama temporarily setting the knife down,
jerking the man up by the collar and slamming his head into the ground. "I
honestly don't know." said the man crying. "I believe ya," he said taking
out his cell phone while covering the man with a pistol. "Theres a team
rocket member gift-wrapped up here, I'm leaving a flare beside him." He
pulled out a rope. "Whaddya mean giftwrapped?" the man stammered.
Chaoticllama gagged the man with a tennis ball he found lying around. He
blindfolded him with one of his bandannas. Then he tied the man nice and
tight in a bundle. He then carried him over near the ledge. "I wouldn't move
if I were you, a few inches the wrong way, and I'm not responsible" said
Chaoticllama. He took out a flare, ignited it, and set it 4 feet from the
man. He hopped on Rapidash and rode down to the canyon floor. Through the
infrared's which he found miraculously undamaged on the way down, he watched
the man be picked up by the police. He rode on down to where he saw a cave.
He decided to hole up there for the night. Before going to sleep he set up a
trip-wire going to a grenade pin. He left the marking that only his brother
would understand, a triangular stone facing magnetic north, at the mouth of
the cave. Triangular, because he was 3 when he got his rapidash. North,
because the north star had been his guiding light all his life.
TBC