From: Sir Maximus <maximus@stny.lrun.com> Subject: [PW!] Hitmonchan vs hitmonlee, only on pay-per-view! Date: Sunday, May 02, 1999 7:14 PM "Leeeee...." The Hitmonlee's eyes narrowed as it prepared to strike. "Chaaaan..." Champ bobbed back and forth, ready to dodge and counter. Skag had to stop it. Champ was in no condition to fight. "Dang, yer gonna kill me for this later..." he muttered, "but... CHAMP, RETURN!". Champ turned around with a shocked look on his face, Hitmonlee saw the opening and rushed at Champ. Fortunately, Champ was called into the pokeball just in the nick of time. "Hitmonleeee...." The purple fighting pokemon was furious. "Look, let me get Champ to a pokemon center and THEN you two can have your little fight!" Skag put the pokeball away, "So we'll be back in a little while." Hitmonlee didn't care. Whatever the reason was, the fight couldn't wait. "LEEEE!!!!" it roared, then ran at full speed towards the duo. Skag and Ekard took the hint and ran for the pokemon center. Ekard couldn't keep up with Skag. He ran his hardest, but Hitmonlee was catching up fast. It got closer, closer, and then passed him. "What the? I guess I'm not a part of this" Ekard said. He stopped to catch his breath as Hitmonlee started to catch up to Skag. And Skag knew it. He had to slow Hitmonlee down, somehow. "PIDGEY! GO!" Skag threw the pokeball behind him. Pidgey materialized and headed towards Hitmonlee. Unfortunately, the Hitmonlee jumped and kicked the pidgey in midair. It collided with store window, making a sickening thud. "Pidgey!!" He couldn't go back for it...not yet. On the bright side, the tactic worked. Hitmonlee's little jump had given Skag time to run into the pokemon center, slam the door, and lock it. "May I help you?" The same nurse asked, puzzled. "YES! Take this hitmonchan and heal it as fast as you can! Hurry! There's an insae hitmon-" Skag was interrupted by Hitmonlee's fist smashing through the window. Then the rest of him came through. It brushed the broken glass off and surveyed the room. Then it turned to Skag and pointed. With a growl it said, "Hitmonleee....." The nurse stepped in front of Skag. "No, this is a safe haven for pokemon and I am NOT going to put up with you and your silly little vendettas!" "LEEE!! HITMONLEE!" The enraged pokemon got into a fighting stance. "I don't care what he did to you! Now you either walk out and wait for me to finish with this hitmonchan, or I'll have you thrown out! UNDERSTAND?" The hitmonlee started laughing, "Hitmonlee? HEE HEE HEE!" "I'd be more worried about what SHE is gonna do to you" The nurse answere motioning behind Hitmonlee where Jenny was standing with a gun aimed at the fighting pokemon. "Lee...." It knew when it was out of its league. Hitmonlee walked outside, folded his arms, and stared through the window at Skag. "Thank you, officer." "Anytime!" Jenny replied. "Now then, let's fix up your hitmonchan so we can get that psychotic maniac away from the sick pokemon." She looked towards the door, Ekard had arrived with Skag's pidgey, "Oh my! You've been getting into a lot of trouble, lately." Skag replied, still panting from the run, "Tell me about it..." The wait was unbearable. The whole time, Hitmonlee stood there watching Skag. "Pokedex, any ideas?" "Yeah right, these two fighting pokemon are VERY weird. Both of them aren't like normal wild pokemon. They know eachother, too! Here's a tip, if Champ wins, capture it!" "Ok...what was it saying to the nurse? She seemed to understand it." "How the hell am I supposed to know!? I just look at the things and blabber on and on about them. Sheesh..." "Hitmonchan...." Skag and Ekard looked towards the operating room door. Champ walked out and put a headband on his head. He stood proud and looked towards Hitmonlee, who laughed and gestured Champ to come outside. Ekard whispered to Skag, "This isn't good. I read about fighting pokemon. Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee have VERY different fighting styles. Hitmonlee will go at Champ with everything, while Champ will just use his fists." Skag replied, "Champ isn't a normal hitmonchan..." "Thats the problem, that hitmonlee isn't normal either!" Ekard replied in a worried tone. Champ and Hitmonlee squared off. Once again, it was a staring contest. They stood there and stared at eachother. Neither one making a move. Then, the cuckoo clock in the pokemon center chimed, Skag and Ekard jumped at the noise. They weren't the only ones that jumped. Hitmonlee swung around and went for a high kick to Champ's face. The kick was blocked and Champ jabbed at Hitmonlee several times before they both jumped back. They circled around eachother, and Hitmonlee jumped at Champ. Champ dodged, only to catch Hitmonlee's knee right in his gut. Hitmonlee then swung around and got Champ in the back. "C'mon Champ!! Don't let that psychopath beat ya!!" Skag cried out. Champ qucikly got up and hit his opponent with 4 solid comet punches. Once again, they bounded back and started circling. Then, Hitmonlee started to focus his energy while Champ charged up a fire punch. Hitmonlee finished first and came flying at Champ with a loud "LEEEEEEEEE!!!!" that echoed thrugh the streets. At that moment, Champ's fire punch was ready and he swung. Skag and Ekard stared, mouths agape. Champ had caught Hitmonlee right between the eyes with his fire punch. Hitmonlee twitched for a few seconds, and then fell over. "W...What happened?" Skag asked, still staring. The pokedex responded, "Champ dodged Hitmonlee's attack easily. While flying kicks and punches are powerful... you can't change direction in midair. Champ saw the opening and clobbered him. AMAZING! We could've sold tickets... aren't you forgetting something, Skag?" "Huh?" Skag looked at the pokedex, "Oh yeah! GO POKEBALL!" He threw the red and white ball, and a successful capture was made! "Hitmonchan! Hitmonchan! Hitmonchan!" Champ chanted and danced around in a little circle around the pokeball. "WAY TO GO, CHAMP!! What did you do to the Hitmonlee that made him so mad, anyway?" Champ shook his head, it seemed that he didn't want to tell why Hitmonlee was so mad at him. "Chan...Hitmonchan!" "Whatever..." Skag sighed and picked up the pokeball, "What a day. Where next, Ekard?" Ekard was still astonished, "T-Two crazy fighting pokemon... Oh, what? Next? um... I guess it's off to Vermillion city." Skag called champ back and the two headed towards their destiny. Next Time: Old foes with old issues... Nurse Joy: "HEY! 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