Subject: Re: [PW!] Inside Information
Date: Wed, 26 May 1999 16:24:25 -0400
From: Roberto Perez-Vila
> Minax puzzled over this for a moment, then spied a note resting on the
> pile of pokemon.
>
> "A peace offering. Let us not be angry at each other. -D"
>
> "*Doppler*," she growled, crushing the note into a small wad.
One of the little boys politely asks, "So are ya gonna let us go? Are ya, miss?"
Minax looks at the pile of fainted Pokemon, then to the holster on her belt.
She sighs and speaks to herself, so that the children don't hear her words,
"I don't kill fainted Pokemon... or Pokemon handed over as gifts... Especially
if the gift giver is the most evil Pokemon in the world." She throws Doppler's
note aside, and begins to liberate the children.
Once free, all the children recall their fainted Pokemon, one by one. One
little blonde girl walks up to Minax with cute bright eyes, "Thanks for
saving us, lady!"
"Don't call me lady." Minax places her hands on her hips, "Call me Minax."
"Why?"
"I want people to know I did this."
"Why?"
"So that I have an alibi."
"Why?"
"So that I can't be blamed for a certain mishap."
"Why?"
"Because I was up here with you children."
"Why?"
"That's not important."
"Okay, lady, I love you, b-bye!" The little blonde girl walks away, grabs a
Jigglypuff balloon, and begins to float away! A large forlorn dog climbs up
the side of the Silph building, sighs upon seeing the little girl fly away,
and leaps after her!
Minax raises an eyebrow, but shakes her head, and decides to not think about
it. Just as she prepares to run and leap to the next building's roof top,
one of the little girls yell out, "Hey! We don't got balloons!"
Minax turns around angrily, "They're not balloons. They're called br..." She
suddenly remembers that she isn't dealing with perverted old men, and
smirks. "Okay, children, does anyone here have a Grass Pokemon who knows
Vine Whip?"
"I do!" An eager brown haired boy raises his hand high and jumps around,
"It's a Bellsprout!"
"Okay." Minax points to the building across the street, the one she was
about to jump onto, "Ask your Bellsprout to make a bridge for you kids, then use
it to go over there. That building has a fire escape you all can use."
Another chubby green haired boy looks concerned, "Ain't that not safe?"
"Whatever." Minax narrows her eyes at the wide eyed children, especially the
fat one, "If you're stupid enough to fall, you deserve to die. You're lucky
that I didn't kill all of you to begin with. Now leave me alone." Minax gets
a running start and leaps onto the other roof top, hearing the children's
bellowing and crying as she does so. She lands. "Hmph. Kids."
Minax looks up at the sky and gauges the time, "It's six. I'd better find
something to eat and a place to stay." She leaps off the side of the new
roof top onto the same fire escape she suggested the children use, and climbs
down. After that, she sneaks off into the shadows in the alley below, in hunt
of a restaurant that suits her tastes.
-Minax