From: Hedgehogey
Subject: [PW] peace....love....KOFFING!
Date: Sunday, May 02, 1999 8:30 AM
At the cinnabar pokecenter:
The pokemon center was tropicallydecorated too, with sand for a floor and
little dancing hawaian dolls in the window. Sammy and tenchi walked in to heal
their pokemon. While tenchi flirted with the resident nurse joy and healed his
pokemon, sammy got to know koffings personality better. It didn't share the
regular koffing malice that made this pokemon a favorite with bikers. In fact
it seemed almost nice. In addition to the regular koffing noxious gases, this
one could manufacture ck1 and another scent which sammy couldn't quite place,
but seemed familiar, something which sammy recognized from sneaking around the
silph co. medical research division as a kid. After tenchi had finished
flirting with the nurse joy sammy walked up to the counter and asked for his
pokemon to be healed. "Why sure! You've got an adorable koffing here, what's
its name?" "I just caught it. I think i'll name it.....Ricola." The nurse joy
healed sammys pokemon and handed the pokeballs to him. "Good luck with that
koffing!" she said. In response Ricola said "kooooooffing...." and swayed to
some unheard music. "Looks like your hippie koffing won't be able to fight."
tenchi said to sammie. "Oh yeah! I'll win in a one on one pokematch! I choose
you ricola!" sammie said, hurling ricola like a basketball into the impromptue
arena between sammy and tenchi. "Hah! I'll go easy on you and send out a
psyduck. Go kappa!" "Psy yie yie..." "kappa, scratch!" tenchi commanded. The
psyduck hurled himself at ricola, slashing with its claws. Ricola dissapeared
in a cloud of black smoke. Before kappa could react ricola was behind him,
blasting the intoxicating vapor at kappa. The psyduck swayed and didn't respond
to tenchis commands. A simple nudge from Ricola made the psyduck fall.......
Summary: Sammies new koffing turns out to be a hippie. He battles it against
tenchis psyduck and wins.
Devin "Hedge" Bartolomeo
"We've got the american jesus, bolstering national faith"- Bad religion
"Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods
by the dozens."-Montaigne
C*pher sucks