From: Dreadite <blorch@ix.netcom.com> Subject: [PW!][NC] PokéWars Files... Date: Monday, May 10, 1999 2:25 AM (Author's note: Yep. Two am.. the weirdness! And I _know_ this is lame, plotless, and cheesy! And you will like it, damnit! ^_^) FBI Headquarters: 2:55 am. "Look, Scully... the Mew is out there. They're out there, and watching." Mulder pointed at his gameboy, puzzled. "See, right there?" "No, I don't see up there, Mulder. Mew doesn't exist. Scientific proof indicates that there is no such thing. Pokémon don't exist." Agent Scully glanced at the SS Anne truck with distain. "Seriously Mulder, you've played that game way too long." Mulder glanced over at Scully. "My sister was abducted by them. You must exist." Scully sighed. "Your sister was apparently abducted by every living being," she said, brushing the dust off her trenchcoat. Mulder's grimaced. "Don't remind me." Mulder glanced at his game. The familiar battle screen flashed up, followed by some garbled numbers. A Missingno appeared, and the screen flashed white. ***** Car'tos looked at his leg joyfully. "All right! I have my leg back!" Car'tos took off running, not noticing the flash of light behind him. Mulder and Scully appeared in a glimmer of light. Mulder was still clutching his gameboy, sobbing. "My saved data... all lost!" He slowly regained his composure, and glanced around. Scully was already picking leaves off plants, and looking at the soil. "Look here Mulder, this appears to be some sort of unknown plant," she said, poking it with a stick. The Oddish lept up, yiping. Mulder looked up from his game, and Scully was gone. "Scully? Scully?" Mulder looked around the area, and noticed the stick in the corner. As he turned, a boy in a red hat looked at him, eyes bright. "Wow, a new Pokémon!" The boy exclamed, and pulled out a Pokédex. After three minutes of silence, the Pokédex spoke up. "That's a person, nimrod." "Just when I thought I had a new Pokémon, too." Ash sighed, and walked off. Mulder glanced at him strangely, and smiled. "I knew Pokémon existed! The voices were right!" "Sure they were, Mulder. Look at this." Scully tapped Mulder on the shoulder, and held the Oddish in front of his face. "The moving lawn talks, Mulder. This is scientifically impossible." "After all we've been through Scully, why can't you believe?" Mulder looked at the Oddish. "There must have been a rift in space time to have caused the sudden new decor in my office." Car'tos dashed by again, still yelling with joy. Mulder yelled, and drew his gun. "Look Scully, it's the alien that abducted my Sister! Let's take the creature's leg, and do lots of pointless tests on it!" They quickly stole Car'tos' leg, causing him to fall flat. "Ah, shit! Nooooo! That was brand new!" ***** Scully stood in an autopsy mask, at the makeshit autopsy center they had thrown together. Mulder handed Scully a scalpel. "Okay. Th tissue appears to be extremely different from human tissue. The blue pigmentation suggests that.." "But what does this mean Scully? Does Mew exist?" Mulder walked over to the table, and looked down. "Could this leg be the missing link to finding my sister?" "I doubt it, Mulder. I thought we found your sister already!" "Not my other sister." Mulder glanced at the leg, which was twitching at the jello salad Mulder was holding. Mulder set it down, and handed Scully a spoon. "Want some?" "No thanks. I'm dojng an autopsy here." Scully looked back down at the leg, and over at the salad. "On second thought, get me a bowl." Before they could take a bite of salad, the entire jello salad started to transform into the shape of a Ditto. "Mimic not find jello fun." Mulder practically died on the spot. "I knew the jello was old.. but not _that_ old.." TBC? (Hell yeah, when I get around to it. Will Mulder and Scully _ever_ find out if the Mew is out there? Will Mimic escape Mulder's constant labeling of everything as the "thing that kidnapped his sister"? Will Scully ever get a new haircut? All these and more....) Dreadite ----- "Míru kage mo náku yatsúrete iru. I am the Darkness, Dreadite." Visit the Kage Shogunate: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/pagoda/3073/